Anti-Capitalists want to eat the rich. How do they cook the rich?

In the heir fryer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBrotherBagels
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Something capitalist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What did the king say to the capitalist?

Make it reign!

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Communist bird
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunnyyixuanchen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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How do you call someone who overuses CAPITAL LETTERS?

Capitalist

My sincere apologies in advance πŸ˜‰

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SY7777
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Donald Trump posts his tweets in all-caps.

Guess you could call him a capitalist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swanky_swanker
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My American friend keeps critizing communism in all caps

I think he's a capitalist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponmemes
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Periodic Table Pun

Why is the element Sb poor? Because it is antimony.

The pun is basically about an element in the periodic table which is called antimony and whose symbol is Sb this is basically playing with words that Sb is anti-money and that's why it is poor.

Variations can be Sb is anti-capitalist. But anyways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ganesh003
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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My friends sometime ask me why I yell at them all the time over instant message about this amazing new business opportunity I’m involved in that I’m really excited about! They also ask me if maybe if shift key on my keyboard is broken.

But I reply β€œNO I AM A CAPITALIST”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why do communist hate bacon?

Because it’s from capitalist pigs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JontyElwin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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After 24 years of life, my dad finally got me...

Context: English isn't his first language, and he isn't the greatest at writing it (When He Wants To Emphasize Something, He Capitalizes The First Letter). He usually has me read over his important emails before sending them.

me: "Dad, you capitalize everything"

Dad: "What can I say, I'm a capitalist"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtoZZZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2015
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Dadjokes Galore on Thanksgiving

First one was a simple one. I was riding with my parents to see family, and they were talking. My mom said, "if you need anything, just let me know." My dad said, "K." I checked to confirm with him that he needed potassium.

That day, people were texting me to hang out. Someone made something happen that I didn't expect, to which I responded, "WHAT?? HOW??", and they told me not to be a CAPITAList.

There was one more. I'll go back and edit in if I remember, but I'm tired. It's been a long day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheyCallMeCactus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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