A list of puns related to "Capital Of Seychelles"
First of all, all writen here is not I did, but one of our community member made. I just translated his work and you can see original article in here. http://m.dcinside.com/board/destiny/496257
Seychelles is island located in Indian ocean. In year 1715, France made this island a colony. And there is a lot of palm trees and Aldabra giant tortoise.
So, who is a mad son? and why he protecting seychelles like item description 'disciple of the lands of palms'? Who is this person?
In fact, this is not a person. Bungie looks like translated wrong, or might be missing early concept. In French, 'son' is translated into 'sound'. Did I said seychelles had been colony island of france? Yes. This make very nice change. 'mad sound of seychelles'. Now we need to find out what is 'mad sound'.
The 'mad sound' is Aldabra giant tortoise's noise. Yeah, this is true. Male Aldabra giant tortoise makes very strange sound when they want sex. It's like screaming of old man, you can hear it here! https://youtu.be/8iShZ-FEyxE
So, this is the true meaning of 'mad som of seychelles' sparrow. Disciple of the lands of palms is the giant tortoise!
I hope this doesnt get buried but I did alot of research on this sparrow when I first found it. My findings made me seem to myself that I had gone quite mad so I never posted them, but here we go. I posted this in another redditors comments as I see this Sparrow has now come up. The Sparrow has the following flavor text associated with it "Disciple of the Land of Palms". I believe someone at Bungie has laid the groundwork of a very highbrow mythological joke or pun.
The Island of Seychelles has alot of mythology and sailor legends surrounding it mainly because of the Coco De Mer trees that inhabit the island. It is the only source of the double coconut or sometimes referred to as the sea coconut in the world. This coconut resembles the hips and buttocks of a human female. Even stranger, mainstream science doesnt fully understand its pollination process but the male pollinator husk resembles a very large human male phallic shape. You might see where we are going here.
Common mythology of the 17th century considered the island to be that of Eden and the Coco de Mer trees to hold the apple of knowledge, good and evil and all that. The sexual shapes in the tree have been likened to the temptation of Eve.
If anyone knows the humor in our own legends and mythology this will make sense. The trees and their shapes give credence to sexual desire. An old wives tale in humanity was that sexual gratification or self stimulation( ie masturbation) would drive one mad. The Mad Son of Seychelles are the disciples of their own palm. Not the tree, their hand.
Hi. There we are new to this group and we found it great to have so much open and honest discussions without actually being judged.
We come from Seychelles a paradise island but with a very population about 92k inhabitants. Every knows everyone so it's hard for me to discuss openly about our life style.
It's my second marriage. My first marriage was broken because my ex wife did not accept my cuck tendencies. I was and am so obsessed with watching my partner getting fucked in front of me that it destroyed our marriage.
I was more careful with my second partner / wife. She is everything a man would want intelligent gorgeous and sexy. I told her everything about my hidden tendencies right after the first date. I was fortunate enough to meet someone who accepts me as I am. We are now married for 6 years and it works well. We have been seeing a lot of men until we found the right one. we have now a menage a 3.
Before meeting him, my wife wanted to explore this deep rooted obsession of mine. We went to a phsy specialized in such kind of trouble in France.
After several (costly) but good sessions, she managed to found the cause of my sexual disorder as it was termed.
In fact right from childhood, my mother has been seeing a lot of men behind my father's back. My father was a doctor and he was working long hours. My mother was quite young compared to him and she had a lot of "visits " when he was not at home. Being the only child and very young at that time, i was exposed to her sexual debate since very young age. Our house was not big. I cannot recall how many times I have seen her with other men.
She tried to explain to him thats normal and that I need to accept it and keep it a secret. Although she tried to more careful as I was growing up but I was so used to the noise of them fucking behind close door.
My last souvenir I was around 12 years . I came back home early from school. I followed the noise to the kitchen. She was bareback lying against the sink and he was busy pounding her from behind. He made eyes contact with me and smile back he was enjoying her
Same happened with my wife after 30 years. Same guy same house and same smile. It was a revelation.
Will tell you more if you want...
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