A list of puns related to "Capers"
An escaper
...an ESCAPER!
Discovered this gem while Wife was carrying her bagel to the table and lamenting the caper that fell to the floor en route.
Not many words rhyme with “paper”.
...and they should all be lox'd up for their capers.
It's called The Great Underwear Caper starring Skid Marx
Me: I’m making salmon with capers, that work?
Wife: yeah, just hold the capers for me
Me: How long am I supposed to hold them for?
I was kicked out of the kitchen and she cooked. Worth every second.
Colleague reading menu: "What's a caper?"
Me: "It's halfway between a shenanigan and a scheme."
I was cooking some broiled salmon with dill (key word here), capers and lemon. She REALLY wanted to use the Henckels 8" utility knife to cut up some celery and carrots for some soup while I was stripping the dill for the salmon. After she asked for the knife (we have plenty, but this has the best edge), I said, "What is your DILLS?! Just use another knife!" I had to repeat it two times before she got it and let out a she let out a huge groan while I got a good chuckle to myself. ^I'll^show^myself^out
While we were having brunch, I took a delicious bite of a Smoked White Sturgeon Tartine and said "Mmmm, I love capers." My husband replied, "Is that why you watch all those crime shows?"
He still retells that one, because he's so proud of his best dad joke yet.
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