A man came over the loudspeaker when the scouts camped at Sea World.

He said: β€œFor all in tents, and porpoises...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M-comment
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Where did the verb stay when they camped?

Past tents!

Where will the verb stay when they camping on the moon? future tents!!

what did the verb get for their birthday? present tents....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sbeckeriv
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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After the bank heist, the robbers camped in the woods to hide.

That's criminal in tent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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When past, present and future tense go camping, they always argue.

It's intense tense in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parlob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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A hole was discovered in the fence around the nudist camp.

Authorities are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacoenthusiast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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When I go camping with my wife I want it to be relaxing...

but it always ends up two in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_vance
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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The cast from Pulp Fiction tested positive with Covid after going camping together:

Tent in Quarantino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What do you call it when you accidentally miss the exit for your camp ground?

Past-tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathorcharcoal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Sex when you're camping is the ultimate rush.

It's fucking in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tawdry-eloquence
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Did you hear one about the camping pair of dwarves?

It’s a little two in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crash8308
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Why was the camping trip so stressful?

Because it was in tents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plandoubt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call a summer camp that helps people with ADHD?

A concentration camp.

I'll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mosh83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."

"Then you’ll have a match."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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For when you need to camp in a hurry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargeYourBattery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Did you hear about the supermodels on a camping trip?

They were pretty in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theclashwasright
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I can’t handle going camping with my friend anymore...

It’s just two in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vyvyanovich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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People say camping isn’t very hard

But I gotta say it gets in-tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rippstar7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Went camping with a time traveler but they were silent the whole time...

...I think they prefer speaking in future tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanbeingahuman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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People asked me what my most thrilling adventure trip was last year ... heli-skiing, skydiving, or camping...

Hands down camping. It was so in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enganere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Did you hear about the porter potty camping trip?

Shit was intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrgonz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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You can't run at a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Had my first camping experience last week

It was pretty intents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Recently went camping with my deaf cousin.

It was quiet in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatRawDough
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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There's a benefit concert for dolphin conservation at the camping grounds

It's for all in tents and porpoises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s7evenofspades
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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My wife and I went camping...

She looked up at the stars and said to me, "It's amazing to think how small we really are in the Universe, what do you think my love?

I told her that I think someone has stolen our tent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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A group went camping by the seaside when it started to rain

For all in tents and porpoises, the rain didn’t bother them much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thevectorvictor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I had the craziest camping experience last night.

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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A daddy minnow, a mommy minnow, and two baby minnows went camping...

Four, all in tents and porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Be careful when you book your family camping trips; my wife was menstruating last time, and she couldn't enjoy herself at all...

... It certainly was an in tents period.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I took my son camping the other day. As we prepared I hid in his luggage and when he came over I jumped out and screamed

SUPPLIES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urlordcov
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Ever had sex while camping?

It's Fucking intents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/felinebarbecue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. ..

After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What labor camps do zombies go to?

Ghoul-logs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KadynDraws
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I decided to send my son to a camp to help with his ADHD

They call it a concentration camp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I've got a joke about a couple going camping

But I can't tell it as its two intense (in tents)....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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A couple of weeks ago my dad was taking us on a camping trip preceeded by a two hour drive, so a minute before we were going to leave the house he sat me and my brother down and told us:

Speak now or forever hold your pee

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take.

She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Watson and Holmes go out camping.

Holmes noticed that Watson was looking a bit sick for a few days.

"What's wrong, Watson?", he asked. "You seem a bit down."

"Nothing, Holmes. Just having some stomach problems." Watson said. "Constipation, you know. I've suffered for a while."

"Constipation? So you have trouble answering the, ahem, nature's call?" Holmes asked.

"No shit, Sherlock."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Last night as I lay in bed staring at the stars I thought to myself

Where the heck is the ceiling?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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My daughter just came home from camp with food poisoning...

... I guess you could call her a Hurl Scout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/actuallyboa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I hate camping

It’s always so in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VisibleEntry4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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You can only ran through a camp site...

since it is past tents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/komanation
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Did you hear about the competitive camping trip?

It was in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yubscriber420-69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.

It's intense tense in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harshamfk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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