Currently writing a screenplay for a show called Pun: The Musical.

It’s a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celesteallover
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I'm writing a new Broadway show called "Puns"

It's a play on words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R0CKER1220
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There's this planet, where the pointy-haired natives never smile, never crack a joke,

except every seven years, when all they do is word play.

It's called Pun Farr.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RubyReads_
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What do you call a man with no vacuum cleaner and itchy underwear ?

Novak Djokovic

(This is my fiancé’s favourite joke he wanted me to share with all of you because he thinks it will make me β€˜Reddit famous’) πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Em1ly121
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What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?

A taxi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SubstantialBelly6
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

Labracadabrador

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
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What do you call a caveman that likes to wander aimlessly?

A meanderthal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mollie_anne_77
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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My wife called me at work and said β€œit’s time, the baby is coming”

I said that’s impossible, Labor Day is in September!

(New dad of a 3 week old, trying to step into my new role)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stairsmaster
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I'm in a band called Dyslexia....

We've just released our Greatest Shit album.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph

Because he’s too short to be an Essay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuruWitch
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What do you call a group of deaf people?

I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
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What do you call a magician who loses his magic?

Ian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacSteele13
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I buy all my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex."

He's a small arms dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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What do you call a dead musician?

A de-composer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghost_Maker85
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottish_Hot_Rod
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Perfect for the kids - what do you call a bear with no teeth?!

A gummy bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCKANNON
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What do you call a chameleon that can’t change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bmp08
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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It can also be called mobile crisis units
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cttonbrze
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Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the 'Peekaboo' virus.

Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Did you hear about this new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AfricanWarrior96
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What do you call two guys hanging from your window?

Curt and Rod

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPapaChuck73
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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What do you call a pencil that doesn't work?

Pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3ltaforc3
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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What do you call a bunch of vegetables standing in a line?

Queuecumbers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/COLDCYAN10
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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What would you call Ariana Grande if she were taller?

Ariana Venti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?

Lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesuscide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-CommunistDoggo-
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on your front porch?

Matt.

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What do you call a singing computer?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What do you call two young married spiders?

Newly webs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
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I was thinking about opening a donut shop next to a marijuana shop and calling it....

Glazed and Confused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What do you call a ninja with a broken arm?

Ninjured

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyCatlc
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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what do you call a short mother

a minimum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssjallen
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What do you call a typo in a magic spell

A Spelling mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Froztvyte
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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What do you call Amsterdam in the afternoon?

Pmsterdam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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If Korean pop is called K-pop, what Chinese rap called?

Crap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2040009
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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There’s a new virus out called the Peekaboo virus!

They recommend if you catch it to proceed straight to the ICU.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananachewww
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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What do you call it when you go to an amateur dentist?

Tooth or Dare

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Son : "Why is my sister called Teresa?"

Dad : Cause your mum loves Easter and its an anagram."

Son : "Thanks dad."

Dad : "No problem, Alan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What would you call a walking mosquito?

An itch-hiker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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I call my horse Mayo...

...and sometimes Mayo Neighs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TEBach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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What do you call a dog who can lift Thor's hammer?

Labrathor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arl107
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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What do you call someone who steal energy?

A joule thief.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abybaddi009
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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So I'm walking down stairs with my 2 year old son this morning when my wife calls from the kitchen...

"Hey, you boys Wahstarving?"

"umm... what?"

"Cause I've got WAHFULLS!"

(She was so proud, a decent dad joke from the mama panda)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GladCricket
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Why did the policeman think it was ok to enter a residence when he thought he heard bird calls inside?

Probable caws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/douchbagger
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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What do you call a bee that cannot make up its mind?

A maybe....

Courtesy of my 5 y/o daughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaronmsilverman
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You call it, and expiration date.

I call it, a spoiler alert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itim__office
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What do you call a very sad cup of coffee?

A depresso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red-Beaulieu
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage ".....

.....and not "griefcase."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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I just called GameStop Customer Service...

They asked me to please Hold. πŸ’ŽπŸ€²

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