Calle Calle Bridge Puns

A civil engineer

Short tension span

Inseine

It's called Bridge Over Troubled Water.

I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.

I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!

His response: “Thanks son. I couldn’t have done it without you!”

Happy Father’s Day!!

I'm building a bridge for a competition team and we need a creative name. So far, all I have is Simon & Garfunkel's Path and Red Hot Road. I'm lame.... Help

A bridge went to bridge school and did something wrong, he was called into the principals office, the principal then said "you're suspended"

Girlfriend: I built the London Bridge* LEGO set. It was really hard.

Me: That’s probably because it kept falling down.

*What she is calling London Bridge is actually the Tower Bridge in London.

Here is an example!

Every morning the Trids got up, ate breakfast, and marched over the bridge to Tridville to work. One morning, a troll moved in under the bridge. When the Trids tried to cross the bridge, the troll climbed up and kicked the Trids all the way back to their homes. The Trids decided to take the day off in hopes that the troll would go away, but the next morning the troll once again climbed up onto the bridge and kicked them back to their homes. In desperation, the Trids decided to ask the Rabbi for help. So the next morning the Rabbi walked across the bridge several times but never saw the troll. He went home believing the troll had indeed moved on. When the Trids tried to cross the bridge afterward, the troll climbed up again and kicked the Trids back home. The Rabbi returned to the bridge and called out for the troll. When the troll appeared, the Rabbi asked why he was allowed to cross the bridge but not the Trids. The troll replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids."

Once as we were driving over it, I asked why it was called the Tapan Zee bridge.

"Well there was a German engineer working on the bridge and the other workers asked how they would know if the bridge was sturdy enough. The German responded 'you just have to find one of the supports and tapan zee if it is sturdy'"