Sorry about quality just had to do this joke really quick, okey bye.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobobipolar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."

It was a stock exchange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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How do German bakers say β€œgood bye”?

Gluten tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What do you need to ride on when you say good bye to a king?

A bike. Because you say bye King.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NDK113
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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bye then
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LargeSackOfNuts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My girlfriend left a note on my fridge this morning saying "this isn't working, bye"

I opened it up and it was working fine, so I'll just wait till she's home to ask her what she meant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Bye Felicia!Γ±
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πŸ‘€︎ u/roottoor2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Bye bye alligator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltraCarrot1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Went to the Police Station yesterday and started singing Rock a bye baby.

The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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When a simple "Bye!” just doesn't cut it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPunSocks
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I'm tired of the bye-lingual pun. Why aren't there any try-lingual ones?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitrnico
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Bye...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amessersmith109
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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Bye.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaivan189
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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This morning I dropped my son off at school and said:"Bye son"

He replied: "Buffalo". It took me about 5 seconds to get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrewerGeo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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Bye
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_finch07
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Good bye Netflix and Chill

It’s now Disney Plus You and Me

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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How does an Indian say bye to his mom

Mumbai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arex189
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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My 2yo daughter said β€œbye-bye daddy!”

I said, β€œI’m coming, silly.” She says, β€œBye-bye, Coming!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethandadberry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Me: bye dad!

Dad: bison!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FabuPineapple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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My family just got back from vacation. As we were getting off the aircraft, my wife tells our kids, β€œeverybody say β€˜Bye plane!’ β€œ

And I said, β€œActually, this is a jet.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TF79870
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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My girlfriend left a note on my fridge this morning saying "this isn't working, bye"

I opened it up and it was working fine, so I'll just wait till she's home to ask her what she meant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wteyart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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