Me: I’m scared of the Backstreet Boys

Therapist: tell me why

Me: screams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I had a terrifying experience with my therapist after trying to get over of my reoccurring nightmares with the Backstreet Boys. Me: I'm terrified of the Backstreet Boys

Therapist: Tell me why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigaylowry
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Wife: The Backstreet Boys are really getting old.

Me: Are the Backstreet's backs alright?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marcato5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Why don't the backstreet boys have a front vocal?

Because if they did, he'd be a main street boy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vvt2003
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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My friend yelled at me for always making Backstreet Boys references.

I couldn’t understand the reasoning behind her aggression but she seemed to only get angrier when I asked her to tell me why.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What is a body builder’s favorite Backstreet Boys song?

I Want It That Whey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orange-n-blue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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Hey kids! I put that Waze app in charge of my music playlist.

It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Multi whammy

There we are, sitting in my parents living room when my mom asks me "how do I get my iPhone and iPad in sync?" I told her "ask my sister, just hope she doesn't make them in sync on the backstreet" to which my dad chimed in "boy that ain't no lie". So I said "I know. I think I need to go home. Bye bye bye."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thintoast
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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What do you call male hookers in an alleyway?

Backstreet Boys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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Girlfriend set me up pretty nice for this one.

So my girlfriend and I are lying in bed this morning having just woken up. We both took deep breaths and exhaled at the same time and she says, "Oh look, our breathing is in sync". I reply, "I'd prefer if our breath was The Backstreet Boys".

She promptly knocked me out of bed.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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Me: I'm terrified of the Backstreet Boys

Therapist: Tell me why?

Me: screams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kato_rin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Me: "I have a fear of Backstreet Boys music."

Therapist: "Tell me why."

Me: (screams)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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