The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down.
Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the pants factory?
They say he committed mass jeanocide.
Burnt my hawaiian pizza today...
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!
Just burnt my Hawaiin pizza...
...should have put it on aloha setting.
Grrrrr... I've just burnt my Hawaiin pizza....
Should have cooked it on aloha heat.
Did you hear about the shoe store that burnt down today?
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
I was going to tell a joke about burnt steak...
Why was the lightbulb happy when it burnt out?
What does a burnt baguette and an unwanted child have in common?
Didn't pull out fast enough.
I left my bread dough in the oven too long and I think I burnt it...
Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...should’ve put it on aloha setting!
Whenever I eat burnt toast it makes me feel sick.
I guess I’m just black toast intolerant.
A man posted a picture of a burnt chicken he was trying to cook and said
"Burnt 300 Calories today!"
What do you call a burnt Asus laptop?
why is my pasta 10° burnt or the tower is 10° leaning?
Just found out why my toast kept getting burnt
My toaster had pop-up blocker on.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that burnt down in France ?
My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen, and my girlfriend is pregnant...
...I can't pull anything out in time!
I burnt my pancakes today
honestly, they tasted pretty crepe.
I burnt the caramel custard that I was making.
What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?
One's Chris Pratt, the other's a crisp rat.
Her: Why are the potatoes burnt? Me: That’s for tomorrow.
Her: Huh?
Me: Tomorrow is Black Fry day.
I took my bread outta the toaster earlier and burnt my finger
My kids asked whether you smell burnt toast or burnt popcorn when you're having a stroke
I told them, "It's Different Strokes for Different Folks."
My friend's bakery burnt down last night
Now his business is toast
What did the ER doctor say when the paramedic brought in a badly burnt patient?
I had burnt my hand and was arrested
I was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm.
I burnt about 2,000 calories today
I left the chocolate mud cake in the oven to long
Burnt 1600 calories today.. feeling good!
Why did Richard Nixon say he burnt his steak?
I burnt my pepperoni pizza today.
I could blame the oven but ultimately it’s salami.
What do call someone with an allergy to burnt bread....?
........blacktoast intolerant,.
Do you think they smell like burnt hare?
I burnt 2000 calories yesterday.
I forgot to take my cake out the oven...
(Yes, all credit goes to Sorted Food)
What do you call burnt bread that can't consume dairy?
A man was found crying hysterically between the ashes of a burnt forest
He had lost a deer friend in the wildfire
My wife told me a cheese factory not that far from our house burnt down to the ground. I went to take a look to see it with my own eyes and she was right..
..all that was left was de brie.
I was cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and my wife said, “These potatoes are burnt to a crisp!”
I said, “It’s for tomorrow.”
Her: Huh?
Me: Tomorrow is Black Fry day.
The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today
Should have cooked it at aloha temperature
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
I should’ve cooked it on aloha temperature...
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza
Should’ve cooked it on aloha temperature
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today...
... Should’ve cooked it at aloha temperature.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today
I should have cooked it at aloha temperature
Burnt my hawaiian pizza last night.
Should have put the oven on aloha setting!
I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night.
I could have cooked it at Aloha temperature.
Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza
I should have set it at an aloha temperature
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...
...I should have put it on aloha setting.
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