What is Bruce Buffers favorite spice?

iiiiiiiiiIiiiiiiTS THYYYYYYYYYYMEEEEE!!!

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I asked my janitor if I could borrow his floor polisher to do something about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he couldn't remember where he left it. "That's okay", I said, "as a programmer, this isn't the first time I've suffered a buffer allocation failure due to a memory error." /r/ProgrammerHumor/commen…
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We were watching Elsa sing, "Let It Go" on Disney + when the video started buffering...then stopped. No movement on the screen at all.

Yup. It's definitely frozen.

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Son is watching Netflix and the video was buffering.......

Son: Do I need to turn out off and on again?

Wife: Just stop hitting the buttons, it's frozen.

Me: No, this is The Secret Life of Pets.

The sweet music of exasperated sighs.

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Many French guillotine victims had their heads

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What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...

.... cache me if you can.

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What’s Bruce Buffer’s favorite seasoning?

Iiiiiiiiittttttt’ssssss THYME!!

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What did the acetic acid say to the hydrochloric acid?

You may be stronger than me, but I’m buffer.

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Our wedding ceremony was quite memorable but the reception was lousy.

The game kept buffering.

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What did the Fish see when the streaming stopped?

A buffer fish

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Chemistry Puns

Funny collection of chemistry puns

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.


How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone


What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.


Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you can’t helium or curium, you barium!


Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.


Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it’s in the ground state.


How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado’s number.


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium


What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe


What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A β€˜gram’ cracker.


What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon (Silly Con)


What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.


How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? With a β€œcarbonkneel”


What did one titration tell the other? Let’s meet at the endpoint.


How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.


Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down


Why do chemistry professor like to

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