A list of puns related to "Buddy's Buddy"
But today he ran over 5 Miles
I was speechless.
He'll show you the whey.
I told him it's not polite to fish and tell
I asked, 'Which is?'
'Exactly', he replied.
AL-CO-HOL you later!!
(Stole this from a show dont come for me)
He said it felt really apalling
Juan won one yuan.
Now heβs just Dav
But Iβm pretty sure Iβm still in the US
Jack and the Bean stalk.
He says he likes shooting fish in apparel
But when he told me the fish were biting I said, βheck no!β
He told me he "saw orange vented".
I told them I don't do Paypal
I said it has its ups and downs.
"That's harsh," I told him, "I think she has a great body."
He never catches anything
So they get their parkas and snow boots, fishing rods and ice auger, and everything else they need, and go out to find a good spot.
Just as they start to drill a hole in the ice, they hear a great booming voice from above: "There are no fish here!"
"What was that?"
"It sounded like the voice of God!"
"Well let's try somewhere else."
They move away a bit, and settle down to try again. But before they can even start to drill, they hear it again:
"There are no fish here!"
So they pack up and move even farther down the ice. Surely this will be a good spot. But just as they pull out the auger, the voice booms out again:
"Listen you guys, I'm the manager of this ice rink, and I'm telling you there are no fish here!"
My response, βabsolutelyβ
Repete.
I think heβs pulling my leg
And he told me that the first thing he did in that truck was perform cunnalingus on his girlfriend.
Frankly, I'm just Gladiator.
(excuse my grammar that should be a semi-colon)
He says its like shooting fish in apparel.
your los.
βIraqβ, I said. Then Iran.
It was quite the shindig
He said yeah brew
Son: Where are you in the photo?
Dad: That's me in the corner.
Good old Boomer Aang
But at night he's Marloff
Every time I see them they seem to be ale-ing.
In a peaceful protest, there's no need for violins.
It's a house-warming present.
They couldn't find any concrete Evan dents.
John left large shoes to Phil.
I just hope he doesnβt take it for granite
He just canβt part with it.
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