Peter Brown the world famous hairdresser told his son, that he's leaving him nothing in his will....
I can't believe he's cutting off his own heir.
Why did the Baker have brown hands?
He kneaded a poo.
Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?
He’s the one who can’t stop on time.
What do you call an artist with brown fingers ?
Pickasso.
What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dunnnnggggg
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?
The Man-DeLorean
What do you say when someone roasts a person with reddish-brown hair?
Auburn
A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint.
The survivors were marooned.
What's the difference between Hammurabi and a baby eating hash browns?
Hammurabi was Mesopotamian, a baby eating hash browns is a mess o' potato eatin'.
What do you call a Reddit post that oxidizes sugar and results in a nutty brown flavour?
Karmalization.
What did the sexy brown chicken say to the sexy brown cow?
Brown-chicken-brown-cow
It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...
But I am still looking for the pink cows!
What's long, brown, and hairy?
Long brown hair.
What's Brown And Sticky?
A Stick! What were you thinking?
What’s brown and sits on a piano?
Beethoven’s last movement.
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo
