Broadcasts Puns

Too bad it’s Payperview

The ceremony turned out wonderful but the reception was awful.

The man’s performance was universal.

The broadcaster, Joe Angel, said in reference to the Tampa Rays starting pitcher Jake Odorizzi:

"When he retires, he should start a business selling deodorant and call it Odor-Eazy."

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Until he went on air and died

A common tater.

I heard it's pay per view...

I told him “You can’t be Sirius”

It's going to be set in Kilkenny.

They're on air now

There was a lot of Dead heir on that show.

"You know, if they lost the first game of the season they wouldn't be able to sell beer the rest of the year"

"Why's that?"

"Cause they would have lost the opener"

Edit: Format

"I have kleptomania. Sometimes when it gets really bad, I take something for it."

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Reddit, I need your collective minds to create puns based on a certain word, which is below. The pun that Reddit and I both enjoy most will be broadcasted for the world to see. Have fun!

WORD: Flour

We were sitting on the couch, watching the news. The station my parents watch ends every broadcast with a nice picture someone sent in/whatever of part of the country (Canada.) The newscaster always says, "tonight's 'your Canada' is so-and-so."
So that part rolls around and she says, "Tonight's your Canada is so-and-so, Newfoundland and Labrador."
I turn to my old man and say, "How can they say it's Newfoundland and labrador if they're only showing one picture?"

He did not manage to hold back the chuckle.

You put her in a broadcast.

"I thought about going into broadcasting, but I couldn't throw the women very far..."

My wife, in-laws and I have a guest family on board our boat, fishing. It's part of a charity event.

Someone comes over the radio, "someone has a hot mic," meaning someones radio is unintentionally broadcasting.

I sprang into my action, because well, my name is Mike.

I looked at my wife who's across the boat, and so everyone can hear, "You have a hot Mike!"

My wife gave me a dirty look, my father-in-law​ laughed. Success.

Listening to the Notre Dame football game on XM; turns out it was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.

I said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"

My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"

Watching the local news and they come to their end of the broadcast fluff piece. Tonight it was about a farmer growing a 2000lb pumpkin.

Me: "Wow"

Her: "Oh my gourd!"

There was a fish who wanted to be a broadcaster, he went on air, and died