A list of puns related to "Britannicus"
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After the conquest of Lloegyr Arthgal then turned his attention to the Danes, he asked for the final county in Ireland he did not yet control and the lands of Cumbria and Lancaster as his rightful inheritance from Halfdan, through his mother Saga 'the Truthspeaker'.
The Danes led by SigfriΓ° ΓΓ³runnsson refused and decided to fight, but when SigfriΓ° ΓΓ³runnsson was captured Arthgal made it clear he had no desire to see any more hostilities between his Kingdom and that of his cousins, so An agreement was made, in exchange for his rightful inheritance, the Danelaw would remain independent in it's affairs and religion while providing troops and marriages partners to the soon to be formed Empire of Britannia.
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With his cousins contained and happy Arthgal now 71 years of age would unify the lands under his rule.
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Though the exact beginning of the war was lost to time (I swear after this latest crash I've learned to SAVE screen caps instead of just pasting them into a blank post) by 950 Mordred II would be defeat Idrisid Sultanate, and grow his the holdings his fathers had made in Hispania
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Around the Same time a war was being waged in Italia, Aquataine Under it's Brythonic King was once again at war with their Emperor, by 956 they would be a free kingdom.
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However in 977, under Queen Sulcen merch Ourdilic Aquitaine would shatter after she relinquished independence to the Catholic Nobles Major and Minor. This would begin a Slow reconquest under Arthgal II Emperor of Britannia. It was also around this time Britannia would invade and conquer Brittany.
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The following year would see a war between Italia and Britannia over these pieces, However after manging to capture the Empero
... keep reading on reddit β‘The war was stacked in favour of Britannia and the White Rus however the location was a fair distance away from both Kingdoms
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However with the death of his father Arthgal III would be the main leader of this war and would end up capturing the Kings young heir thus ending the war.
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Next came a call to aid from Visgothorum in putting down a pretender rebellion led by the new kings sister
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With the capture of the Enemies leader the rebellion was put down
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Then came unifying the rest of any remaining independent kingdoms of Aquataine under imperial rule
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The wars were easily won
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Next came aiding the Danes in their conquests further into southern Frisia and old Lotharngria
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After a major victory the Danelaw would capture the remaining lands in Frisia recreating a Frisian Danelaw on the Main land with the Empire of Italia
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However in 1017 Mordred II would fall ill
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and die shortly after
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Arthgal III would start his reign by adding his father in was war against the Kingdom of Lienz
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after the battle of Schawrzburg, The remaining armies of Lienz would be forced to retreat and lost cohesion leaving The Britannian srmy to rush south to siege the capital
He would also raise a mercenary army to aid in the Visigothic conquest of Leon
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The First contender struck down.
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The Second wretch is laid to rest. Visigothorum is safe once more.
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Leading the Foolish Emperor South, Atrhgal sought to kill two birds with one stone. Getting his troops into striking range of Asturias and making sure thee siege of Nancy goes un relieved by the emperors main forces.
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And then THEY came and Arthgal began to see nothing but red. His nobles consider this to be the moment Arthgal truly became king. He emptied the coffers for mercenaries and set his eyes to ending the war with Italia. This was would not end at some coastal county claimed for his brother in Hispania, oh no. It would end with The King Of England's skin hanging from his own walls and his children in chains at the Slave markets in Dublinn.
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With the Wars in Hispania concluded Arthgal moved to unify his two armies into a host large enough to crush the Emperor in a pitched battle.
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The Battle Of Toul was rather one sided, Arthgal managed to sneak up on the second largest of of Italia's Armies and destroy them. And with victory cam another gift from the Gods. After The Battle Of Toul, The Commanders brought a man in fine armour to Arthgals tent, Arthgal could only smile as he saw that he had King Jacob of Italy and many of his nobles as his prisoners and more importantly the Kings coffers.
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With Ransoms paid, and his men's bellies and pockets full Arthgal could only look at the map and wonder "Had it been 5 years already?"
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... keep reading on reddit β‘What if, through some kind of disease of some sort, Nero dies before Britannicus is assassinated, and Emperor Claudius makes Britannicus his soul heir to the empire.
What direction would Rome take without Neroβs mismanagement?
How would Britannicus do based on his past?
How would the power hungry Aggripina would react?
How would this affect the spread of Christianity?
Could someone with a subscription to Time please send over a copy of this?
Thanks!
>May Romans still hoped that Britannicus, the natural son of Claudius, would take his father's place; but Agrippina had dismissed her stepson's tutors and replaced them with nonentities, to discourage such expectations.
Source:
Romm, James S. "Suicide (1)." Dying Every Day: Seneca at the Court of Nero. 4. Print.
Julia Agrippina / Agrippina the Younger (Wikipedia)
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus / Emperor Nero (Wikipedia)
>Tasters routinely sampled all drinks and dishes to guard the family against poisons. But every system has its loopholes, and Nero exploited one of them. Since it was winter, wine was drunk warm, mixed beforehand with hot water. Britannicus' cup was duly tasted and passed to him. But the drink had been made too hot for the young man's liking. He pushed it away, and an obliging servant added melted snow to temper it. The drink, now containing the poison, was not tested a second time. Britannicus sipped it and fell stone dead.
Source:
Romm, James S. "Fratricide." Dying Every Day: Seneca at the Court of Nero. 82. Print.
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What if, through some kind of disease of some sort, Nero dies before Britannicus is assassinated, and Emperor Claudius makes Britannicus his soul heir to the empire.
What direction would Rome take without Neroβs mismanagement?
How would Britannicus do based on his past?
How would the power hungry Aggripina would react?
How would this affect the spread of Christianity?
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