Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
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My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"

I replied, "Depends."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mano_Trueno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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What's a lawyer's favorite kind of underwear?

Briefs, but sports writers love boxers, and special forces soldiers go commando.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Boxers cause a brief chase
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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In Brief...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_Jockstrap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Do you know why Annie Oakley's career was so brief?

Because she was a shooting star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairpeas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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The name for the drawer where I keep my underwear?

Brief case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FortuneAndGlory
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Whenever I travel, I pack my underpants in a seperate bag

It's my briefs case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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When the Mrs. could tell I was in the mood, she immediately let me know that tonight wasn’t going to happen.

She said: β€œNot tonight. Period.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brian_Cirgury
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Grandson: Grandpa, do you wear boxers or briefs?

Grandpa: Depends ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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When a japanese warrior gives you a brief overview of something,..

..does that mean he's samuraizing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/precision1998
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Past tense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slushii21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?

A brief Wellington

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giraffaery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.

And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/das_bic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?

It was a BRIEF case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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The new "Joker" movie is rated R for Strong bloody violence, language, disturbing behavior and brief sexual images"..

I guess you could say that the "Joker" without an R is just a joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grmnlad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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A baggage handler couldn’t understand how he caught COVID 19 but was discharged from hospital the next day.

The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliottcrawford69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What type of underwear makes a good Christmas present for your grandparents? Boxers? Briefs? Whitey tighties?

Well, Depends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelieveItButters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Brief and Simple [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_Batman_too
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I had a standoff with my underwear

It was a brief moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yzakwann
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My brother lost a brief argument to a dad joke.

Bro: A bike's the only thing you can drive without a license.

Dad: That's not true. What about a hard bargain?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dude_Dudeman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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Do 99-year old men wear boxers or briefs?

Depends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom644
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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In brief
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis_newt02
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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What did the lawyer wear to his next case?

His Law Suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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A brief history of time pieces

During the early days of Catholicism there was a huge uproar about the pocket watches that the elite class started carrying to tell time.

The conservative religious leadership at the time determined it to be heresy.

They rounded up anyone wearing watches made by the prominent inventors and burned them and their heretical time pieces.

They were considered some of the most beautiful watches ever made by man but now it is believed that none exist. Although, many historians and collectors still look for them.

Some people just want a watch the world burned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/solomonsaysgo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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"Aslan, where are you going with that brief case, and why are you wearing a tie?"

"Narnia business."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmomo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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I stole a lawyer’s underwear right before court.

There’s no way he’ll succeed without his legal briefs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMadeItGuys
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I told my dad he shouldn’t over wear his briefs

He says, that’s not possible they’re underwear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFullCircleK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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What do you call a commanding officer whose briefings always put you to sleep?

General Anaesthesia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobblecloth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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What Do You Call a Lawyer’s Underwear?

Legal briefs

I can’t take credit for this joke; I got it from Frasier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGeekman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Newegg customer service rep reminded me that there was a brief survey at the end of the call.

I responded, "Sorry ma'am, I only wear boxers."

after a long sigh "Very well sir.. have a good day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juggy_Brohdletine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicksterTV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

Well in a nutshell, it is an Oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharonb27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Do old people prefer boxers or briefs?

Depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxVentroxX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaizersozen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkmoona_Matata
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?

In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thafezz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?

In a nut shell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/accountnumber3
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2017
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Do you wear boxers or briefs?

Depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMacPC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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A brief explanation of an acorn...

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaverb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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