A list of puns related to "Brevity"
Me: I used to enjoy going to the bar, but it was brief. Dad: I don't wear briefs.
My wife: (coughs)
Me: (stares at her)
Her: I have the coronavirus
Me: don't say that
Her: it was a joke
Me: that's a sick joke
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It's a purse anole day for her.
Credit: Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 02, 2020
They are both quality control managers and are instructed to check on the product before leaving.
They go below deck and open on of the boxes, and inside are hundreds of potatoes. One of them picks one up and notices that itβs a very odd shape for a potato. He picks up another and is also perplexed by its peculiarity.
He picks up a third and realizes that they are all shaped like penises. He says to his friend βI donβt think we can work on this ship with all these penis potatoes.β
So they go up to the captains quarters to quit. When they arrive they say βCaptain, we cant work on this ship. We would like to get off.β
He looks them in the eye and says, βIβm sorry gentlemen. This isnβt a democracy. Itβs a dictatorship.β
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Originally read on r/jokes , but reworded for brevity.
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