Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"

I replied, "Depends."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mano_Trueno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Boxers cause a brief chase
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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In Brief...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_Jockstrap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Do you know why Annie Oakley's career was so brief?

Because she was a shooting star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairpeas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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When the Mrs. could tell I was in the mood, she immediately let me know that tonight wasn’t going to happen.

She said: β€œNot tonight. Period.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brian_Cirgury
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?

A brief Wellington

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giraffaery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?

It was a BRIEF case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastetLXIX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.

And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/das_bic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Grandson: Grandpa, do you wear boxers or briefs?

Grandpa: Depends ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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When a japanese warrior gives you a brief overview of something,..

..does that mean he's samuraizing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/precision1998
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Past tense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slushii21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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A baggage handler couldn’t understand how he caught COVID 19 but was discharged from hospital the next day.

The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliottcrawford69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I had a standoff with my underwear

It was a brief moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yzakwann
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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The new "Joker" movie is rated R for Strong bloody violence, language, disturbing behavior and brief sexual images"..

I guess you could say that the "Joker" without an R is just a joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grmnlad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What type of underwear makes a good Christmas present for your grandparents? Boxers? Briefs? Whitey tighties?

Well, Depends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelieveItButters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Brief and Simple [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_Batman_too
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What did the lawyer wear to his next case?

His Law Suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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My brother lost a brief argument to a dad joke.

Bro: A bike's the only thing you can drive without a license.

Dad: That's not true. What about a hard bargain?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dude_Dudeman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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Do 99-year old men wear boxers or briefs?

Depends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom644
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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In brief
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis_newt02
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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I stole a lawyer’s underwear right before court.

There’s no way he’ll succeed without his legal briefs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMadeItGuys
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What Do You Call a Lawyer’s Underwear?

Legal briefs

I can’t take credit for this joke; I got it from Frasier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGeekman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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"Aslan, where are you going with that brief case, and why are you wearing a tie?"

"Narnia business."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmomo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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I told my dad he shouldn’t over wear his briefs

He says, that’s not possible they’re underwear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFullCircleK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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What do you call a commanding officer whose briefings always put you to sleep?

General Anaesthesia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobblecloth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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A pair of underwear walked into the bar, ordered a drink, and began to tell the bartender a story. He went on and on and on.

The bartender interrupted him and said, "Hey can you make this brief?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ht_86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Newegg customer service rep reminded me that there was a brief survey at the end of the call.

I responded, "Sorry ma'am, I only wear boxers."

after a long sigh "Very well sir.. have a good day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juggy_Brohdletine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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A brief summary of how Han Solo died
  1. Harass son
  2. Fjord
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myth-ran-dire
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2017
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A brief primer on the articles of the U.S. Constitution

It's "the."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylerjfrancke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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What does Goldie Hawn call her husband when he’s being rudely brief?

Curt Russel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbjectEra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Do you want to hear a joke about boxers?

Sorry still working on the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolCoal12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicksterTV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

Well in a nutshell, it is an Oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharonb27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Do old people prefer boxers or briefs?

Depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxVentroxX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaizersozen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkmoona_Matata
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?

In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thafezz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?

In a nut shell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/accountnumber3
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2017
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Do you wear boxers or briefs?

Depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMacPC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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What type of underwear do lawyers wear to court?

Legal briefs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMadeItGuys
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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A brief explanation of an acorn...

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaverb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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