A list of puns related to "Brevibacterium Linens"
I am making some Γ©poisses following a recipe from Artisan Cheese Making at Home by Mary Carlin.
Anyway, her recipe it mentions putting the brevibacterium linens into the milk, with the starter culture, and that's it.
However, I have seen in other recipes for different washed rind cheeses that the culture is put in with the brine wash and rubbed over the surface. This has me confused now. I love this recipe book, but sometimes I feel the recipes skip over certain details if they have been covered in previous recipes.
Should I put some B.L. culture in with the brine wash or not. Anyone who has experience with washed rind cheese, I would love to hear your advice.
P.S. If you have any other advice about soft, washed rind cheeses I would be so grateful to hear it.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
All sourdough starters rely on a symbiotic colony of bacteria and yeast for fermentation.
Different bacteria create different flavours in different foods.
The most prominent bacteria in sourdough is lactobacillus, creating the sour flavour we associate with the bread.
However, I have cultured a sourdough using brevibacterium linens from a sample of cheese.
This bacteria creates a strong cheesy smell (responsible for limburger, munster and Stinking Bishop) and a strong meaty flavour.
I am very excited and will post updates in the future.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
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