Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins
After a regrettable brain transplant, he turned around to his wife and said:
Brain transplants will never work
I know a brain surgeon that can recover any damaged brain.
He's getting plenty of re-cognition.
What did the heart say to the brain before an exam?
I discovered what's wrong with my brain.
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain.
On the left side there's nothing right, and on the right side there's nothing left! 🤣
Did you know, if you took out your brain, and laid every neuron out in a line . . .
Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?
...Just some food for thought.
Brain freeze
My dad is a health care professional and recently had a patient that has been “huffing Freon for the past 18 years.” His response?
“I wonder if he gets really bad brain freeze.”
When that Apple hit Isaac Newton on the head, it gave him a brain embolism
It was a stroke of genius
I was punned by my own brain
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?
It was a real stroke of genius
There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.
First one that comes to mind....
The first woman who gave brain had an open mind.
When God was handing out brains
I thought he said trains and I missed mine
When he was handing out noses
I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one
and he gave it me too
When he was handing out willies
I thought he said chillies
So I asked for a small hot one
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I didn't want to have a brain surgery
But the neurosurgeon changed my mind
What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?
I didn’t think brain surgery was ethnical...
But after a successful surgery the Dr changed my mind
COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
Neurologist said my brain was perfect!
He said it looked like it had never been used!
(True story, that. Meaning that he said it. I'm guessing it's something he enjoys saying to people who he doesn't have to give bad or concerning news to.)
Forgive my brain, but I felt the urge to share this baby of mine
I was asked to illustrate a brain fart
3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.
Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.
What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?
A herd-it-before!
A conspiracy enthusiast told me that to many nose swabs for Covid could cause brain damage.
I told him that President Trump gets tested every day!
One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.
Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.
I didn’t want to get the brain transplant.
But after I met the surgeon he changed my mind.
I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...
I wasn't originally going to have a brain transplant....
.....but then I changed my mind.
2 parts to a brain...The left side and a right side.
On the left side, there's nothing right.
On the right side, there's nothing left.
You have 2 parts to a brain...Left and Right...
In the left side, there's nothing right and in the right side, there's nothing left.
At first I wasn't going to get a brain transplant,
but then I changed my mind.
I was all set to get a brain transplant.
I decided to have a brain transplant.
I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...
...but then I changed my mind.
I wasn't originally planning to get a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins.
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