2 parts to a brain...The left side and a right side.
On the left side, there's nothing right.
On the right side, there's nothing left.
When that Apple hit Isaac Newton on the head, it gave him a brain embolism
It was a stroke of genius
Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?
...Just some food for thought.
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
The first woman who gave brain had an open mind.
What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?
The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
Forgive my brain, but I felt the urge to share this baby of mine
Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.
What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?
A herd-it-before!
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins.
I didn’t want to get the brain transplant.
But after I met the surgeon he changed my mind.
I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...
I was the receipient of a partial brain transplant
To whomever donated: You just had to give me a piece of your mind
What’s the best community to find brain washers?
I ask someone, what's the most brain dead subreddit
He replied with r/Zombies
Doctor: your brain fell out during the accident but don't worry I put it back in
Me: thanks for reminding me
TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
My friend was diagnosed with water on the brain...
We gave him a tap on the head and he is fine now.
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
What do you call the folds of an artist’s brain?
What do African brain surgeons like to do in the summer
They like to go Hippo-CAMP-us
Do you know what the last thing to go through a fly's brain is as it hits your windshield?
Which part of the brain is used to play chess?
What did the zombie say to the kindergartener after he took her brain?
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think
What happens when my brain finds out of the existence of the KORG minilogue
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was a rather open-minded man if you ask me
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long
A man was masturbating, when the blood was suddenly cut off to his brain...
...he was having a stroke
Why is the brain in the head and not the hips?
Because a mind is a terrible thing to waist.
I was absolutely livid at my doctor. He said I had a brain tumour that wasn’t malignant, whatever the hell that meant.
I was visibly panicking, but I lost it when he said it’s
“All in your head.”
I have the heart of a lion, the eyes of a hawk, the brains of a chimpanzee
Not to mention a lifetime ban from at least three zoos.
Did you hear about the guy who got the entire left half of his body ripped off in a horrible accident at his factory job that he had to support his family, and now he might die, or even worse, become a brain dead vegetable that is only an economic burden on his already poor family?
Her: I wish the man upstairs blessed you with some brains!
Me: Why the hell is there a man upstairs?
Why does keeping a fish aquarium calm the brain?
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain because...
Keeping tropical fish at at home can have a calming effect on the brain.
Due to all the indoor fins.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins.
I told the surgeon that I didn't need the brain transplant.
What part of the brain deals with the knowledge of trees?
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
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