I think the Indianapolis 400 is better than the Charlotte 400.
Did I just break the rules by being racist?
I hope nobody says I just colored outside the lines. Wait, did she say colored? But I guess everyone knows my checkered past.
My hotel in Charlotte, NC swindled me.
It was a Charlotte Inn.
My daughter Charlotte went to a salon for that fake beach look.
Charlatan
Today I got out-dad joked by a 2 year old
I asked my daughter if she was hungry and she said "No, I'm Charlotte".
I'm so proud of her, but also I had been waiting to do the whole hi hungry, I'm dad bit to her when I thought she was old enough to get it. Now I feel like I've missed that window
Two fortune tellers meet on the street.
One says to the other, βYouβre fine, how am I?β
Today my son asked "can i have a book mark?" I burst into tears.
He is 11 years old and still doesn't know my name is Brian
