Brain Surgeon Puns

A list of puns related to "Brain Surgeon"

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

His drill slipped

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👤︎ u/Piano_Trombone_Guy
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a peace of mind.

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👤︎ u/mcc98
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do African brain surgeons like to do in the summer

They like to go Hippo-CAMP-us

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👤︎ u/tjeters
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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That brain surgeon really opened my mind.
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👤︎ u/TheSentientMeatbag
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?

You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.

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👤︎ u/ranchi12
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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I told the surgeon that I didn't need the brain transplant.

But he changed my mind.

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👤︎ u/NitrousPC
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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My son asked me what I wanted to be when I was a child...

I said that I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but apparently, I was too young...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Nov 01 2017
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[totally true story just happened to me:] *the setup* staying in an airbnb... another guest arrives, he is a neuro-surgeon from south korea... interviewing at UCSF - I built that hosptial, so said to him

Wow, neuro-surgeon huh... I'd like to pick your brain....

He did not get it...

(those type of pun opportunities dont come to mind that often...) ((another one bitches))

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👤︎ u/Sarah_Connor
📅︎ Apr 27 2017
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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

His hand slipped

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👤︎ u/Pvzkernelpult
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

His drill slipped.

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👤︎ u/AlexIsAnAI
📅︎ Oct 08 2015
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