Bots Puns

A list of puns related to "Bots"

As the evil nano-bots swarmed the superhero’s wrist-based time piece, he exclaimed...

Not on my watch!

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👤︎ u/RAClef
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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i need dad jokes for my discord bot

well i made a discord bot and i added a dadjoke command. welp nobody was enjoying the lack of dad jokes. any one got some good dad jokes?

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👤︎ u/L0nkie
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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This comment of mine started an anti-pun bot war
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👤︎ u/Chanzy94
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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Ah discord bots, perfect for setting up puns
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👤︎ u/Dark_Inferno98
📅︎ Jun 03 2018
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how do you pay for a reddit bot?

with a creddit card

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👤︎ u/kaislash
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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2:30 Dentist Bot

I created a bot that tweets at 2:30 (only pst for now) everyday to remind you to go to the dentist.

https://twitter.com/dentist_appt

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👤︎ u/gidbot
📅︎ Mar 04 2018
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What do you call a bot that likes to sit in a canoe?

A row-bot.

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👤︎ u/Normazing
📅︎ Jul 06 2015
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I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker

But when I got home all the signs were there

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👤︎ u/piemamamer
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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👤︎ u/PrevAccountBanned
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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Nacho son anymore
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👤︎ u/mastermithi29
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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Sarge 50 pushups now!
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👤︎ u/LatcuTM
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence.

Now that’s just mean.

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👤︎ u/ballsquancher
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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Seems like a Bassless claim to me
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👤︎ u/cREDBARON
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.

It was as big as the last two combined!

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👤︎ u/Pdb12345
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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Nein du verdammter Nebel!
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👤︎ u/Letterhead-Special
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Turkey Day
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👤︎ u/Toe-knail
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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A shitty website
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👤︎ u/schmepsi
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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Spoiler Alert
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👤︎ u/WatashiwaSohaides
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Ahh yes... Frants
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👤︎ u/Eyaad_Yoda
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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Imperial>
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👤︎ u/_its_shayan_
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
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👤︎ u/Cornelius____
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he can assist with any luggage.

The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”

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👤︎ u/Elusivblak
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

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👤︎ u/Yovinio
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Ambushed
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👤︎ u/Kelly240361
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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I make Christmas wreaths for a living. So I decided I would make one out of 100 dollar bills the other day.

I call it a wreath of Franklin.

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👤︎ u/ZealousidealRise7
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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I hope it does
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👤︎ u/stont753
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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I just saw my wife trip over and drop the basket of clothes she just ironed.

I watched it all unfold.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Know your ABC's kids (Except for Guwucci, he sucks)
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👤︎ u/Horny-Lesbian-Hours
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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A rare black tiger is spotted in India

Everywhere else it has stripes.

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👤︎ u/NathanielleS
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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They are good buoyants
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👤︎ u/imbored606
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Did you know SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus? Did you know “tuba” is also an acronym?

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Edit: good lord, I didn’t know someone else posted this previously. I thought it was funny as heck and my kids rolled their eyes when I told it SO THERE.

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👤︎ u/coolhandhutch
📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word.

I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap,

but I'm clean now.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 31 2020
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Get it..?
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👤︎ u/cfoster14
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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I think it's still raw
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👤︎ u/homodemen
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Ha ha
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👤︎ u/mask3dman805
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Double pun.
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👤︎ u/MemaholicCreeper
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Life’s a beach
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👤︎ u/_I_D_G_A_F_
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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I don't know if this belong here
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👤︎ u/BeardedSanta
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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Interviewer: How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? Me: That’s when I went to Yale... Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired.

Me: Thanks. I really need this Yob.

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👤︎ u/Lord_Vile1
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the door knocker?

he won the no-bell prize!

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👤︎ u/lordexplotionmurder
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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Spooktober!?
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👤︎ u/rym2031g
📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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My friend just got a PhD on the history of palindromes. Now we call him Dr Awkward.
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👤︎ u/mefingers
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Drinking

Drinking wine isn't a good thing to keep things Botted up

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👤︎ u/EnderJrack
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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A huge metal fan
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👤︎ u/EpicBro16
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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OMG
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👤︎ u/rocketshoe21
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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heh fencing
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👤︎ u/CartoonNet
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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Does this count as a pun?
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👤︎ u/Wizartti
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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Press F
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👤︎ u/Bad_Cornflakes
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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Poor guy
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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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I’m proud of this one
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👤︎ u/BeastOfConC
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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