Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What do you call a piece of tube-shaped pasta that watched too much anime?

Arigatoni.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/thefizzynator
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I am my father's son.

I asked what my sister was listening to, she says "LeAnn Rimes" and I says "with what?"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ecudorian
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