A list of puns related to "Lsjbot"
Die Menschen haben natΓΌrlich geteilt Meinungen dazu. Einerseits hat der Bot viele BeitrΓ€ge zu einer unserer wichtigsten Wissensquellen geleistet und viele Menschen, die bestimmte Informationen finden wollen, genau geholfen; andererseits fehlen seine meiste Artikel, die relativ kurz sind, ausfΓΌhrliche Beschreibungen.
Seit Jahr 2017 begann die LΓΆschung seiner Artikel in der schwedischen Wiki. Ab Juli 2020 ist der Prozess schneller gewesen, und die Deklination pro Tag hat zeitweise 5.000 ΓΌberstiegen. Der Bot hat jetzt ΓΌberdies seiner Erstellungsprozess aufgehalten.
Es ist cool, Intelligenzen in Zukunft zu sehr viel Wissen, das menschliche Individuen nicht geistig sammeln kΓΆnnen, Zugang hΓ€tten, sich zu vorstellen. Das einzige Problem, das mich an diesem Bot zweifeln macht, ist unser Minderwertigkeitskomplex dazu.
Bis jetzt gibt es ungefΓ€hr 3.058.000 Wikipedia-Artikel auf Schwedisch, mehr als in jeder anderen Sprache auΓer Englisch. Aber es liegt nicht daran, dass die Leute, die Schwedisch sprechen, besonders viel Wissen, sondern dass ein fleiΓiger Arbeiter dahinter steckt. Und der ist Lsjbot.
UrsprΓΌnglich wurde er von einem schwedischen Wissenschaftslehrer Lars Sverker Johansson (Akronym Lsj) entwickelt. Meiste Artikel, die Lsjbot erzeugt hat, sind ΓΌber verschiedene Arten von Lebensformen und geografischen Einheiten, vielleicht weil dies meist unumstrittene Fakten sind, und weil man die gleiche Vorlage fΓΌr alles nutzen kann. Seine kurze (manchmal nur 4 SΓ€tze fΓΌr einen) Artikel bestehen 81 Prozent aller schwedischen Wikipedia-Artikel aus.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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