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Bombed Puns

A list of puns related to "Bombed"

What happened to the cobra comedian when it bombed on stage?

It got hissed off.

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👤︎ u/Foamy07
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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I completely bombed my Weight Watchers job interview...

I guess watching fat people in the park isn’t considered relevant job experience.

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👤︎ u/nickmidas
📅︎ Jan 24 2018
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Adam Levine was sugar bombed and the perp was arrested for assault

Dad: "But it wasn't assault! It was a-sugar!"

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👤︎ u/TaraNiploff
📅︎ May 07 2015
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Bomb Pun megathread!

Post all bomb puns here, whether they be good or bad.

Edit: Wow. This blew up.

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👤︎ u/heraldoftheplague
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Help ! I am running out of bomb puns ! Details inside.

So, me and my group of friends recently started a gag going on one of our friends. She rolls with it, so it's okay.

So we just mess around with puns like "You're the bomb", "You've got an explosive personality", any bomb or explosion reference/pun we can make when talking with her or about her basically.

However, we are running out of puns.

Anyone got suggestions ?

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👤︎ u/BarbasPT
📅︎ Jul 31 2016
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What sound does a bath bomb make?

KA-BALM!

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👤︎ u/novemberain212
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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This joke is gonna bomb

Where can you find weapons of mass destruction in Walmart?

In aisle 8

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👤︎ u/myska707
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Some guy watches a bomb go off. He says...

"That blows"

My friend told me this one

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👤︎ u/Hamilton_AddictYeet
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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Terrorists have planted bombs in cans of alphabetti spaghetti.

If they go off it could spell disaster

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👤︎ u/Geofferz
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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Did you hear about the color bomb?

Yeah it blue up.

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👤︎ u/Artisticspawm
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Someone put a bomb in my mailbox.

Holy shit this post blew up.

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👤︎ u/UnchartedQuasar
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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How do you disarm a bomb made out of cheese?

Caerphilly

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👤︎ u/TurboAxolotl
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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I got to drop this bomb yesterday at Thanksgiving

Grandma: So what did you do to your turkey? Was it mexican? My Mom: No we tried a cajun sauce this time Grandma: What makes it Cajun? Me: It’s Thanksgiving so its a special oh-cajun

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👤︎ u/waltregus12
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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The inventor of the bomb was so amazed by his invention...

It blew him away.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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The bomb didn't want to go off.

So it refused.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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My terrorists girlfriend said she hadn't ever attempted a suicide bombing

But today I found out jihad

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👤︎ u/RamSamG
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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Bought a Raspberry Bomb pudding for Xmas. Close to sell by date.

Better eat it before it goes off.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb in a bank?

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this

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👤︎ u/Ustydud
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", then shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced…

"BOOM?!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 29 2020
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Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called ‘H-Bomb?’

It’s known for fusion cuisine.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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I filmed and screened an entire documentary series on terrorism.

But it bombed.

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👤︎ u/Durty_Rick_Sanchez
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist...?

Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist who planted a bomb on the train? He had loco motives.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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I made a joke about a bomb on this sub once

It really blew up

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👤︎ u/Jkwon6227
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Cherry bomb anyone? /r/cleanjokes/comments/jl…
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👤︎ u/Singer_Spectre
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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what do you get if you eat a bomb?

atomic ache

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👤︎ u/Goldygold2
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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👤︎ u/Life_Uh_Finds_A_Wah
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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I was walking past a shop, and there was a classic bomb in the window Beside it was a sign that read "$1, irreplaceable fuse"

I said to myself "That's an offer I can't refuse"

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👤︎ u/Secretseacrits549
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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French bombe

Did you hear about the French castle made of cheese that exploded?

There was de-brie everywhere....

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👤︎ u/bobbylake71
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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You hear about the new bomb made out of horses?

It’s called neigh-palm

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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If I see another gender reveal bomb meme...

Boy, I’m gonna blow up

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👤︎ u/swim_and_drive
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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So I told this joke about bombs to my friends

But it got diffused

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👤︎ u/marshmello100
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Haha tweets go bomb...
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👤︎ u/Satwik_Pandey
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Osama Bin Laden never took showers..

Because he just loved using bath bombs too much..

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👤︎ u/FartyMcFry89
📅︎ Mar 29 2021
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I can't stand bomb diffusing movie scenes

It always comes down to the wire.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Tried telling my sister a terrorist joke

Sadly it bombed

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👤︎ u/Killerzaz202
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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What do you call Donald Trump in the rain?

WAP

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👤︎ u/chubbyrichard69
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 14 2020
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If i’m scared to go on a flight, i always bring a bomb.

Because what’s the chance of being 2 bombs on 1 flight?

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👤︎ u/MathiasMathias
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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I’m the kind of guy that would yell “Language” whenever anyone curses. My friend yelled out the F-bomb. I said “Language.” She then flipped me off.

SIGN LANGUAGE

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👤︎ u/RolandoDR98
📅︎ May 19 2020
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How did the cockroaches react to nuclear bombings

They had a blast

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👤︎ u/Neon_Unstable
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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My kid couldn't figure out how to pronounce abominable so I drew a guide
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👤︎ u/BarkDocklate
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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It’s a shame nothing is made in the USA anymore.

I just bought a TV that said “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!

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👤︎ u/JennyBagaDonuts
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/Altus-
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?

Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 14 2019
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What would a Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?

EDIT : Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold

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👤︎ u/kou_hou
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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If “womb is pronounced “woom”, “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, then then shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced

“BOOM”

I hope that blew your minds

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👤︎ u/Zombiemonkey04
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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