I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...

But it was a bold-faced lie.

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👤︎ u/nftpc
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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My son said he coloured himself with a highlighter pen from the neck upwards during work today.

I think it's a bold-faced lie.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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The customer and I laughed, my coworker was embarrassed.

After winding down to the end of a long shift looking like I was near about to fall asleep as I was grabbing a muffler for one of my customers. I made a bold move and went for a dadjoke.

Right as I was putting the muffler on the counter I said, "Man, I'm exhausted."

To which the cringe on my coworkers face and the customers laughter was enough to make my day.

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👤︎ u/otter2014
📅︎ Mar 25 2014
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