If I saw someone was about to bludgeon me with clogs, I would scream.

Wooden shoe?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Moth_Jam
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 04 2022
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Police are investigating a series of cows bludgeoned to death with porcelain figurines

Investigators are calling this case a knick knack patty whack!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/N0nethelesser
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 11 2022
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Why did the cab driver get bludgeoned to death by the IRS?

Because they commited taxi-vasion.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/puddle_unhinged
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 19 2022
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โ€œThatโ€™s a nice ham you got there!โ€ I told my wife as she pulled it out of the freezer

โ€œIt would be a shame if you added an โ€˜Sโ€™ to the front and an โ€˜Eโ€™ to the end!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/0xCUBE
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 16 2022
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