I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.

That’s how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DylanTheDonut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Laying in bed...

...and my wife was in the other room. I came up with a joke.

"Why couldn't the blind dyslexic man get around anymore?"

"He lost faith in his dog"

I could feel her rolling her eyes from two rooms away.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2014
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