Blimps Puns

A list of puns related to "Blimps"

You ever see those blimps with the display screen made of thousands of tiny lights?

Proof that a LED balloon can fly...

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👤︎ u/Vin135mm
📅︎ Jul 20 2021
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Did you know there’s only 25 blimps in existence?

There would be more but they cost a lot...

Because of inflation

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👤︎ u/Thornkale
📅︎ May 24 2021
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We went to a museum of flight such as plane and blimps...

They had a blimp there. I asked what it was. My dad replied with,"It's a Led Zeppelin."

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👤︎ u/CrusaderSnail
📅︎ Sep 14 2017
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I took a massive gamble and just sunk all my life savings into a Butcher shop on a blimp.

The steaks have never been higher!

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads
📅︎ Mar 12 2022
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What do you call a blimp wrapped in Christmas lights?

LED Zeppelin

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👤︎ u/CLucas127
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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Frank: ...girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)

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👤︎ u/shumumazzu
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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My pregnant wife was complaining about feeling like a blimp, so I said she should go swimming.

That way she could feel like a submarine

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👤︎ u/Cankles_of_Fury
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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Cop 1: This seems racially motivated.

Cop 2: Hate crime?

Cop 1: Of course I hate crime, moron. That’s why I’m a cop.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars

Blimp My Ride

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👤︎ u/Brandon_Mercer078
📅︎ May 04 2020
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