Our local bookstore has some incre-tea-bly punny tea tins.
I told my Friend a story
It was about a dinosaur. I can't get into it right now, it was a long tail
Will I turn everything into a bisexual pun?
Pro-bi-bly
:) thank you, thank you,
Driving to work this morning
My son and I are driving to work this morning. See something squished on the road ahead.
Son: What is that?
Son: A possum?
Me: Possum-bly...
Son: ...
