An apprentice blackmailed the master chef into a getting a job. The apprentice was carrying lamb stew to the master chef. The apprentice tripped and spilled the stew. The apprentice asked the master chef if he was alright.
The master chef replied, "You got mutton on me."
What household appliance is most likely to blackmail you?
Your vaccuum- it's been gathering dirt on you for years.
What do you get when the post office burns down?
Blackmail.
Did you hear the news about The Underground Railroad?
They were confronted by one of the officials and got arrested for blackmailing
I painted my dad's envelopes black
So when he sends them they'll be blackmail
