I burned 2,000 calories today

That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap.

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📅︎ Oct 28 2022
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Girls hate it when I suddenly send them photographs of parasites

Turns out, no one wants unsolicited tick pics

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📅︎ Oct 23 2022
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