My 12yo's first big pun. I'm so proud.
Mods are awake. Upvote this picture of Big Pun anyway.
Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”
I was caught cheating in a big tongue-twister tournament
The judge is bound to give me a tough sentence
Do they allow loud, big, hearty laughs in Hawaii?
Or does it have to be aloha?
Has anyone actually ever seen Big Foot?
What’s big, grey, and asks a lot of questions?
Everyone knows that Switzerland's flag is a big plus.
But damn.
Japan's flag is spot on.
People who write with fountain pens exude big bic energy.
Sometimes I use big words I don’t fully understand.
It makes me sound more photosynthesis.
Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space.
Sorry, that was a terrible joke. I give it 3 stars out of 19.
What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
April Fools Jokes don’t get any big laughs in Hawaii.
They only get a low ‘Ha’.
You know, out West they're started to ban those big round bales of hay you see in that field over there..
.... The cows aren't getting three square meals a day.
(Also, to those who tell dad jokes at every opportunity, I really appreciate you. As a person who grew up without the joy of a pops embarrassing me with terrible jokes, I was always bewildered by the stereotype. Recently though, I've been taking a microeconomics course I was dreading having to take and my professor has "big econ dad" energy. There's a joke every few minutes in his lectures and they give me the energy to keep going. You are appreciated. Even if your kids, spouse, partner, friends, strangers groan at you, undoubtedly someone out there really appreciates your goofiness).
I wonder if Anakin Skywalker was a big fan of Elvin Bishop
'cause he Fooled Around and Fell in Lava
What do you call a big, slowly spinning wheel made of iron?
What is the smelliest kind of ox?
Taking a picture of big foot is no small feat.
I just saw a super big ant
Who's most well known for their big D?
Anyone that successfully defended their thesis.
There's a big scratch on the inside of my glasses...
Can you see in a big vat of milk?
Not once it's past yer eyes!
Did you hear about the crow where everytime it makes a noise sornething big happens?
It has a caws and effect relationship
I'm a big hit every year at Christmas when I tell the Usain Bolt joke.
How did the big hairy gay man pass his final exams?
He was smarter than the average bear.
What do you call 2 birds stuck together?
What did the dad say when he cooked a big game dinner for his mostly vegan friends?
I’m sorry, looks like I’ve made a huge moose steak
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.
I still have to wear my underwear.
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives
I replied, no, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.
Those small packets of ketchup are here because the big bottles didn't know what a condiment.
Why is reproduction such a big hit?
The invention of the wheel was no big deal.
It was the invention of the axel that really got things rolling.
I planted a few hostas around my house, and now they've gotten so big that they've completely outgrown all my other decorative plants.
"You got spat on, you big baby, it's not the end of the world!"
"That's not what I said. I said it was the alpaca lips!"
What do you call a factory that makes OK products?
Everyone knows where the Big Apple is...
But do you know where the Minneapolis?
What’s Big Boi’s favorite restaurant?
Have you heard about the chicken that got kicked out because it was too big?
What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?
big fan go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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A guy named Ali works as a security guarding a big gate..
I guess you could say he's an Ali-gator
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