Bident Puns

A list of puns related to "Bident"

As we were eating our breakfast this morning, my son asked me, "Why does a fork have four prongs?" Chuckling, I responded, "Well, you see..."

"If it had less, it would be called a threek!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jan 04 2023
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I'm commissioning an artist to paint Poseidon with the face of the President of the United States, but his spear has only two pointy ends instead of three

Joe Bident

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👤︎ u/OratioFidelis
📅︎ Jun 11 2022
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