Bear pun of the day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NSc100
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I've been throwing bear puns at my partner all day but finally had to stop

They were going into Kodiak arrest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giftzahn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Bear puns. Help?

Hello all, what are some good bear puns/punny jokes, aside from the unbearable?

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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there is a serious lack of possible bear puns, can any of you think of more?

The problem with bears as a pun topic is that there are only 6 possible puns and most of them are stretches.

  1. bear double meaning with tolerate

  2. pandanother thing

  3. grizzly double meaning with horrific

4)kodiak double meaning with camera

5)koalalifications

6)and Ursidae the family classification can be shortened to sound like ursa and be used instead of "or so" like in the phrase "or so i was told".

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2012
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Check out this new subreddit, made for entirely bear puns reddit.com/r/unbearable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoyBoi69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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Polar Bear Pun Joke; YouTube channel just about Puns youtube.com/watch?v=TCxoV…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/infiniteknight32
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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Help!

Coworker found a loophole and it’s mostly dressed as a bear. I’ve used all my bear puns! Help me make more! Work at a gas station/pizza place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zangoku
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Horse Puns

Funniest horse puns and jokes

A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky. The landlord says: β€œHey, we’ve got a whisky named after you.” The horse replies: β€œWhat, George?”


A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink. β€œEvenin’” says the barman, β€œwhy the long face?”


A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar. The doorman says: β€œWait you can’t come in here without a tie.”The horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck.He goes back in and says to the barman: β€œThis alright?” The barman says: β€œHmm, ok… but don’t be starting anything.”


A poorly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness. He downs the lot and says to the barman: β€œI shouldn’t really be drinking this with what I’ve got?” β€œWhy, what have you got?” β€œAbout Β£2 and a carrot.”


Which side of a horse has more hair? The outside What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neighbours


A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. β€œWill I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks The vet replies: β€œOf course you will, and you’ll probably win!”


Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!


A dead horse walks into a bar and orders a whisky.

β€œI’m sorry, sir,” says the barman. β€œWe don’t serve spirits..


A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. β€œExcuse me, good sir,” the horse says, β€œare you hiring?” The manager looks the horse up and down and says, β€œSorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?” The horse nickers. β€œWhy would the circus need a bartender?”


Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.


What did the horse say when it fell? β€œI’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”


Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe? A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.


A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible? The horse’s name was Friday.


Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse!


What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!


What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class? Why the long face?


What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bo

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
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The right to bear arms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Z-3-R-0-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Why do teddy bears never want to eat?

Why they are always stuffed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?

A solar bear

Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?

A molar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westsoutheast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingogordy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Polar bears have been introduced in the Antarctic. What are these polar bears now called?

Polar opposite bears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/everflow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I drank some tea with a Koala Bear yesterday.

I had a Koala tea time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snvrfz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Why don't Polar bears eat Penguins?

cos they can't get the wrapper off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uselesstosser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I accidentally played 'dad' instead of 'dead' when the bear attacked..

Now, it can ride a bike without stabilisers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a bear with no ear?

B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What do bears in Turkey say when they see tourists in sleeping bags?

Kebab Wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FullMoon-Horror
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice Line the hole with peas When the polar bear bends over to take a pea, Ya kick it in the icehole!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeHoncho303
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, β€œDo you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?” In my best bear voice, I replied...

β€œNo thanks, I’m stuffed!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What cheese gets bears out of trees?

Camembert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitzy_7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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I drew a strawbeary πŸ₯° πŸ“
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sydderney
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a rum..............and coke."

"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged, "I'm not sure, I was born with them"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smarzz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Which bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What’s the best way to trap a polar bear?

First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!

(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megsie72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Grizzly bear walks into a bar. Says to the bartender "i'll have a whiskey..................on the rocks, please" bartender asks "whats with the big pause?"

Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carr3iroh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why dont bears wear socks?

Because they have bear feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icanhazsalvation
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What do you call bears with no ears?

B

Edit: Thank you for hugz!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtfiction
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.

He has selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/korabdrg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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How did the polar bear catch a penguin?

Because it was bipolar...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twozon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Courtesy of my wife: what’s the bear minimum?

One bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andremamola810
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My #1 Concern with my Bear Ranch is...

things could get grizzly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drlolbl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?

A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.

wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SocialPerformer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What does a polar bear eat

An ice burger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shoto798
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What's a bear with no Teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OWPMadRuski
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why did the bear leave the forest he was living in?

Because it was unbearable to live there anymore...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexgen9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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A bear goes to the bar and says "can I get one whiskey..................and one coke"

The bartender asked "why the big pause"

The bear replies "I was born with them"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillRespectively1
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I need help coming up with β€œbear” puns for a school project

Trying to think these up has been unbearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ronin861
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What do you get when you cross a bear and a mountain lion together?

Dead. You get dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrunchyBrisket
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What do you call a fat polar bear?

A circumpolar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stitch_Dragon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a bear without an ear?

B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MudComplete
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I accidentally played 'Dad' instead of 'Dead', when the bear attacked.

Now it can ride a bike without stabilisers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B33_H1V3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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