Son: 'Dad, would it be cool if I turned on the AC?'

Me, who got visibly annoyed: 'What else would it be???'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-ay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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My dad just told be a cool joke about drums

I thought I’d snare it with you guys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keeeeeeeeeev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Found out I could talk to dead people, I thought it be cool but...

Its a newsense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KeyFlavor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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You know what would be cool?

Another ice age

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fairywithcancer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Sleight of foot would be a cool β€œfeat” for a DnD character though
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YaBoyEden
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Me to my wife: Cool, the Grammies will only be on for a minute!

Her: looks at me, perplexed Me: They just said it’s the sixty second Grammy awards... Her: Get out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sr3jan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at is?

The Radish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jt_dunnski
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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If being cool was an act of terrorism then I'd be winning the Nobel Peace prize
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crispybacon62
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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How To Be Cool:

A) Cool Sunglasses Emoji

B)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunnagL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Wouldn't it be cool if you could project cat sounds into other people's heads?

Ok, just hear meow...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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You know what would be really cool in Star Wars?

Hoth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greyzombie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I went to a boat store thinking it would be cool

but it was nautical shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbnhrpr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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A terrorist walks into a bar and says I'm so excited to show everyone this cool bomb they're gonna be blown away!!
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Ceiling would be a cool name for a band.

People who like it would be Ceiling fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebovzeoueb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2016
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Tributaries used to be cool until they turned mainstream.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colacubeninja
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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I used to be too cool for school

Until I started bringing a jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noblenotes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Playing PokΓ©mon Go on the ISS would be pretty cool, but the data charges must be astronomical.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boydo579
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2016
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Grandma wanted to be cool like the grandkids...

So she got her hip replaced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fwipp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2015
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This guy must be one cool dad.

Edit: here's the image, if you want.

>/u/13thmurder: >I work with liquid nitrogen all day. Being splashed with it like that wouldn't actually hurt at all. You'd need to be hit by a constant stream of it to cause any damage, or pour it in your shoes or something. Prolonged contact does damage. Momentary contact does nothing.

>>/u/shagmyballs:

>>What kind of job requires this?

>>>/u/Bubonic_Ferret:

>>>A cool one.

Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1ypcvn/acid_in_the_face/cfmoecc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mollyfied
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2014
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I went to a boat store thinking it would be cool

but it was nautical shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbnhrpr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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How to be cool:

A) Cool sunglasses emoji B)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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How to be cool?

A) Cool sunglasses emoji

B)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Galadon17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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