What do you call a battleship control room that covers a belly button?

Naval Bridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emailthezac
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes on them?

So they can Scandinavian

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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When I play battleship I like to arrange my ships in the shape of states...

Michigan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RontaukMonster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...

and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolf_math
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My kid playing virtual Battleship with her friend

Her friend: I-1

My kid: No, you didn't.

(This just happened)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beetlebath
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Why do Norway's battleships have barcodes on the side of them?

So when they enter port, they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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The game Battleship is just okay.

It's hit or miss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Man, wait till you hear what my finishing move was at the Battleship competition!

I One

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xevetv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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What did the Italian say after losing a game of Battleship?

Frigate about it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gjproducer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I’m not sure if I like the game Battleship

The experience has always been hit-or-miss for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TF79870
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Sometimes I like to play Battleship...

...but it's hit or miss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them?

A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa-Dam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Why do they put barcodes on Swedish battleships?

So when they arrive in port, they can scan da navy in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukemi-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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My kids and I have been playing the game Battleship. Sometimes it seems like they love it. Other times I think they hate it

It has really been hit or miss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandoRobot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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What's the difference between a battleship and Home Depot?

One sinks ships .The other ships sinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevron007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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My wife and son are playing battleship...

On her third turn she says "I1".

I hate how she cheats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaimaso
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Brutus: Caesar, it's your turn in Battleship.

Caesar: E2, Brute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delmastron
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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Does this one count? While playing battleship...

Friend: "I know exactly where the last hit is! Its..."

Me: "Wait whats the stuff in COD you can throw and it blows up?"

Friend: "C4?" Me: "Miss"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2014
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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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dad, Is battleship a fun game?

It’s hit or miss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes?

So that they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPhteven0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I really don’t know if I like the board game battleship. Sometimes I love playing it, other times I loathe it.

Honestly it’s hit or miss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NC0828
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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