What do you call a battleship control room that covers a belly button?
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︎ May 22 2021
Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes on them?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
When I play battleship I like to arrange my ships in the shape of states...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
My kid playing virtual Battleship with her friend
Her friend: I-1
My kid: No, you didn't.
(This just happened)
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Why do Norway's battleships have barcodes on the side of them?
So when they enter port, they can Scandinavian!
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
The game Battleship is just okay.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Man, wait till you hear what my finishing move was at the Battleship competition!
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︎ Mar 06 2020
What did the Italian say after losing a game of Battleship?
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Iβm not sure if I like the game Battleship
The experience has always been hit-or-miss for me.
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︎ Dec 08 2018
Sometimes I like to play Battleship...
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︎ Dec 10 2018
Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them?
A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Jan 30 2018
Why do they put barcodes on Swedish battleships?
So when they arrive in port, they can scan da navy in.
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︎ Dec 10 2018
My kids and I have been playing the game Battleship. Sometimes it seems like they love it. Other times I think they hate it
It has really been hit or miss
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︎ Sep 21 2018
What's the difference between a battleship and Home Depot?
One sinks ships .The other ships sinks.
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︎ Jul 15 2018
My wife and son are playing battleship...
On her third turn she says "I1".
I hate how she cheats.
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︎ May 05 2018
Brutus: Caesar, it's your turn in Battleship.
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︎ Mar 15 2018
If you're playing an Asian person in Battleship, and you sink their ship, it is racist to shout "Sank you!"?
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︎ Apr 19 2016
Does this one count? While playing battleship...
Friend: "I know exactly where the last hit is! Its..."
Me: "Wait whats the stuff in COD you can throw and it blows up?"
Friend: "C4?" Me: "Miss"
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︎ Sep 11 2014
Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
dad, Is battleship a fun game?
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︎ Nov 12 2018
Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes?
So that they can Scandinavian
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︎ Mar 12 2019
I really donβt know if I like the board game battleship. Sometimes I love playing it, other times I loathe it.
Honestly itβs hit or miss.
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