UBUNTU.
SurPise!
It tasted waffle.
About a waffull.
Fry-day
Which is wurst?
That would have been real crumby.
Edit: thanks for the gifts! I’ve never felt so kneaded.
How dairy
Europe!
Cause no matter if they are right or left handed batters, they always hit close to home.
He was being tempura mental
My wife and daughter are working on improving the meringue cookie recipe they are using.
I asked if the batter was better and my wife said yes.
So I asked if it had enough sugar or if it was a bitter better batter.
The look on her face was priceless!
I reminded her that she knew my sense of humor before she married me and went through with it anyway.
Good eye, mate. Good eye...
She bravely took a whisk.
I do, but they’re all Waffle.
..who has three strikes.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Getting battered
BATTER UP!
The fish got battered
no one got their lemonade and the cake was ruined
Five fish got battered and a bunch of chips were a-salted.
With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.
Because they are batter-y.
... he's feeling much batter now.
I'm feeling tempura-mental.
There was no battering ram.
Battered Fish Everywhere!
…but I couldn't find any whisks. I had just recently moved into a new house with my room mate and I wasn't sure what utensils we had between the two of us. I texted her and asked,
"Do we have any whisks here? Or is that just whiskful thinking?"
a fish was battered!
It was assault and batter, eh?
Me: Dad what's with all the old knives?
Dad: I'm starting an old knife shop....
I never even got the real answer from him he wouldn't stop laughing
My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:
Pitcher this, you’re standing on a mound.
I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, she’s giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.
Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am
He just flipped
He wanted to be batter.
At the end of it, the person that ran the course said, "Ok, buddy, so for the week you owe me...£380."
"I refuse to pay," I told him.
"You have to," he insisted.
"Well then, you'll have to fight me for it."
So we fought, and he absolutely battered me. Left me bloody, bruised and beaten.
He said, "£380. Cough it up."
"No," I told him, wiping my lip. "Because it was clearly a waste of money."
because I was recently charged with batter-y
The fish got battered and the chips got assaulted
Two fish got battered
Apparently someone got battered
