21 Hilarious Barking Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Found a way to stop my dog from barking in the front garden....

I put it in the back garden.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Nov 19 2020

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My dog got castrated and he suddenly stopped barking at the neighbours's dog.

I think he just doesn't have the balls to do it anymore.

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👤︎ u/DemonMastr166

📅︎ Oct 30 2020

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My dog decided to become a professional at barking

I think I'll get him a subwoofer

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👤︎ u/NotTooSavage

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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Barking mad

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👤︎ u/spookyAGENT

📅︎ Oct 20 2018

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What do you call a barking dog in the Arctic?

A sub-woofer

Thanks for sorting by new you are doing a great job :)

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👤︎ u/I_Got_A_Hatt

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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Barking a lot on a parking lot

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👤︎ u/vanquar8

📅︎ Nov 07 2017

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Barking lot

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👤︎ u/fayrog_frog

📅︎ Jun 01 2019

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What do you call the only dog that isn’t barking a the shelter?

A diamond in the ruff

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👤︎ u/LazarBear360

📅︎ Nov 02 2019

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What do you call a barking pumpkin?

A gourd dog.

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👤︎ u/Mlnkoly111

📅︎ Nov 02 2019

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I was frying some food to go with my fish and my dark started barking

So I screamed “HUSH PUPPY”

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👤︎ u/madijoy14

📅︎ Sep 07 2019

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What did the chef say to the barking dogs

Hush puppies

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👤︎ u/ormsby12

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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My dog failed his barking test.

It was ruff.

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👤︎ u/gdubluu

📅︎ Mar 18 2019

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Why did the dog suddenly start barking during a car ride?

Because they were in a RUFF part of town!

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👤︎ u/russellman18

📅︎ May 14 2019

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A barking sensor

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👤︎ u/spaceaustralia

📅︎ May 30 2017

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My dog started barking at my neighbor going into her house; my wife threw a flag and called unnecessary ruffness

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👤︎ u/JunJones

📅︎ Jan 29 2018

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Why was the small sled-dog no good at barking?

Because he was a little husky.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Jan 28 2017

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I was barking up the wrong tree...

I was at work riding around with my coworker and buddy, he's married and already an old pervert at 29. We were driving down the interstate in traffic and looking at hot girls as we drive, we get into the far right lane, to where I have nothing but trees to my side. He says, "damn man that chick was hot" as a car passes by and I replied, "I ain't got any bitches but I've got a few birtches over here!" And cracked up. We work for a stump grinding company, this is an onion joke!

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👤︎ u/junppu

📅︎ Sep 17 2016

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How do you stop a dog from barking in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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👤︎ u/ThisKidsAlright

📅︎ Jan 17 2019

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How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back of a car

Move him to the front

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👤︎ u/cdenny619

📅︎ Jan 18 2019

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A dog barking at nothing is unnecessary ruffness.

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👤︎ u/yourfriendkyle

📅︎ Feb 18 2018

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How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat?

Put him in the front seat!

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👤︎ u/diamondrel

📅︎ Mar 10 2018

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