"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
I put it in the back garden.
I think he just doesn't have the balls to do it anymore.
I think I'll get him a subwoofer
A sub-woofer
Thanks for sorting by new you are doing a great job :)
A diamond in the ruff
So I screamed “HUSH PUPPY”
Hush puppies
Because they were in a RUFF part of town!
Because he was a little husky.
I was at work riding around with my coworker and buddy, he's married and already an old pervert at 29. We were driving down the interstate in traffic and looking at hot girls as we drive, we get into the far right lane, to where I have nothing but trees to my side. He says, "damn man that chick was hot" as a car passes by and I replied, "I ain't got any bitches but I've got a few birtches over here!" And cracked up. We work for a stump grinding company, this is an onion joke!
Put him in the front.
Move him to the front
Put him in the front seat!
