A list of puns related to "Barbers"
Now he is a bare bear.
Perm-esan
The barber said oh he is a shampoodle.
After that, things got really hairy.
They go on a hair-plane.
He lifted me up and sat me on a cushion...
He did it out of shear envy
Best barber-queue I’ve ever been too
but it grew on me
Putting the small boy in the waiting chair. He sat down and ordered the full-works: haircut, shave, scalp massage.
Via the mirror he kept an eye on the boy and each time the lad showed any sign of moving, he said sternly "Stay there, now."
When he was finished, he stood up and motioned the boy into the barbers chair. "I'll be right back," he said to the barber. "There's just something I have to get in the shop next door."
The barber got on with the boy's haircut, but the man did not reappear. When the haircut was complete, the barber said: "Your dad's being a long time."
"He's not my dad" said the boy. "Who is he then?" asked the barber. "He's just a man who came up to me and said, "Hey, do you want a free haircut?"
Quirky animal lovers use their hare to express themselves
He said it was time to switch careers. But no matter what profession he chose or what career path he took.... he just couldn't cut it.
'Fringe Benefits'
Barber-que
and he asks me if I wanted it cut around the back
I replied no its fine to do it here
And I walked out half cut
Because they are haredressers.
It's quite a cut-throat buisness
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