Why do bank robbers hate electricity?

Because of the copper in the wires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yotamgosh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What’s a bank robbers favorite restaurant chain?

In&Out

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What do you say when a bank robber gets sent to the same prison as his inseparable twin sons?

Con joined twins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Most of my relatives are police marksmen, except for my grandad who was a bank robber.

He died recently surrounded by his family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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So, there's some robbers going into a bank

You know the drill. AK47s, skimasks, the works. Anyway, they tell everybody to lie down on the floor. All the people in the bank hits the floor but this old man. He is still standing. So, the robbers tells him, not very politely i might add, to lie down on the floor.
Old man: "Nope. Not gonna happen. I'm CIA"
Robbers: "We don't give a shit, get on the floor NOW!"
Old man: "Nope. I'm CIA."
Old mans wife: "Walt, for Gods sake. You're not CIA, you're senile!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgglas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Bank Robber: Where's the Safe?!

Teller:
Bank Robber: I SAID WHERE'S THE SAFE?
Teller:
Bank Robber: ANSWER ME!
Penn: He always does this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/footprintx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Where is the best place to avoid a bank robbers bullets

Where it's safe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Have you heard about the bank teller who killed a robber with a bag of change?

She nickel and dimed him to death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chickenugget_TM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What did the French bank robber say to the bank teller handing him money?

"Baguette"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KreonTheSleepy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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My news anchor college just couldn't stop rambling about how a bank robber escaped ...

So I told him to cut to the chase

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loni4ever
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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What do bank robbers use to fix their disguise?

Masking tape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I like using the gym after bank robbers

They're the best at wiping down the equipment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salawm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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After the bank heist, the robbers camped in the woods to hide.

That's criminal in tent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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So I saw a billboard dressed as a robber walk into a bank the other day

Probably should've realised it was a bad sign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicPunz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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so a dyslexic robber bursts in to a bank and shouts

" all right you mother stickers this is a fuck up!"

edit: my dad tells this joke when ever he can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mego-pie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2014
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My dad on an unarmed bank robber

My dad was reading the paper after we had finished eating dinner, and said this after reading an excerpt

Dad: "Well, it shouldn't be too hard find a guy with no arms"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Only_Abe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2014
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