A list of puns related to "Ballpark Frank"
The joke is, "Ballpark franks no longer plump when you cook them, but they moan when you suck them."
It is, hands down, one of my favorite moments on Conan and I could not stop laughing. Does anyone know which segment of 'In the Year 2000' it is from?
Classes: Hearty, Sneaky
Signature Superpower: Jumbo Sports-Tron 5000 Sports Science Superpower Trick 3 random cards in your hand cost 2 less.
Other Superpowers:
Goalie Zombie 2/3 Sneaky Sports Superpower Zombie When this does damage: Move to a random lane.
Super-Fan Imp 1/2 Hearty Sports Imp Superpower Zombie When destroyed: Do 2 damage to a Plant here. Sports Zombies next door get +2/+2.
Imp Punt Sneaky Sports Imp Superpower Trick Do 2 damage to a Plant. Make an Imp that costs 2 or less there.
Going to do an in-depth projection for the 2021 Season, with some stats, game-by-games, etc.
First up...
2021 53-Man Roster Predictions + Depth Chart
Position | Starter | Backup | Backup |
---|---|---|---|
QB | Jared Goff | Tim Boyle | |
RB | D'Andre Swift | Jamaal Williams | Jermar Jefferson |
FB | Jason Cabinda | ||
X-WR* | Breshad Perriman | Quintez Cephus | Chad Hansen |
Y-WR* | Amon-Ra St. Brown | Kalif Raymond | |
Z-WR* | Tyrell Williams | ||
TE | T.J. Hockenson | Darren Fells | Alize Mack |
LT | Taylor Decker | Matt Nelson | |
LG | Jonah Jackson | Logan Stenberg | |
C | Frank Ragnow | Drake Jackson | |
RG | Halapoulivaati Vaitai | ||
RT | Penei Sewell | Tyrell Crosby | |
SAM | Trey Flowers | Austin Bryant | |
DE (4i) | Michael Brockers | Da'Shawn Hand | |
NT (0-1) | Alim McNeill | John Penisini | |
DT (3-4i) | Levi Onwuzurike | Nicholas Williams | |
WILL | Romeo Okwara | Julian Okwara | Charles Harris |
MIKE | Jamie Collins | Derrick Barnes | |
JACK | Alex Anzalone | Jalen Reeves-Maybin | |
CB | Jeffrey Okudah | Ifeatu Melifonwu | |
CB | Quinton Dunbar | Amani Oruwariye | |
NCB | Corn Elder** | Michael Ford** | |
FS | Tracy Walker | C.J. Moore | |
SS | Will Harris | Dean Marlowe | |
K | Randy Bullock | ||
LS | Don Muhlbach | ||
P | Jack Fox | ||
RET | Kalif Raymond |
*- for clarity, I'm using the letters we used when I played college football, I know some teams use them differently. They correspond to X as the true outside guy, an alpha WR1. The Z is the flanker, or the outside guy who will lineup in a variety of spots, a more normal WR2. Then Y is for the slot receiver.
**- Reports are that Ford has been taking reps at slot corner, but also has experience outside, so could still make it as an outside cornerback, even if Elder beats him out for the slot position.
Ford has been relatively serviceable as a backup.
I'm pretty sure I got this exactly right at 53, but I probably should have formatted it in a way that included numbers so I counted through it, but that can be an error sometimes. Anyways, that's about what you'll get. A 2-deep at most positions, with OL looking for some versatility from backups like Tyrell Crosby. I have LB Jahlani Tavai as a projected cut right now.
Practice Squad Predictions
I can't remember if it was officially announced or not, but I believe the NFL is keeping the modified 2
... keep reading on reddit β‘We are trying to figure out the equipment needed for hot-dog making, processing, and packaging. We are needing help deciding if we should create our own recipe for a "Ball Park" style hot dog or partner (or white-label) with a company to buy access to their recipe.
My wife had stage 4 cancer and we got her on a ketogenic and intermittent vegan diet. Now she is cancer-free and we are dedicated to creating incredibly tasty vegan foods in major grocery stores in Japan. Sadly, Japan has easily the worst vegan options of any country in Asia. Most Japanese foods contain fish or pork.
We are in the process of completing a vegan processing facility. We made a partly underground facility to keep our fermented foods stable. Part of what we are focusing on is a range of vegan meat products- Sausages, hotdogs, hamburgers, breakfast patties, ground meat, .etc.
We currently sell coffee and fermented salsa, kimchee, seaweed-sauerkraut, and several other probiotic products to 29 grocery stores and are about to expand to over 400 large chain grocery stores.
Question 1: Does anyone have an incredible hotdog recipe that tastes as good as a meat hotdog such as a Ball Park or Hebrew National hotdog?
Question 2: Does anyone know a CEO or Owner of a Vegan hotdog or other vegan meat company that would be interested in discussing how we might be able to white label and manufacture their products in Japan.
Question 3: Does anyone have experience making commercial vegan meat products that would like to engage in a collaboration or discussion?
Question 4: What is your favorite vegan hotdog product? Other than Aldi products.
Thanks so much!!!
Building on a smaller discussion that was going on here.
I've been playing this game in a more casual setting since launch, and over time in PvP I've noticed the gap in gear between newer players and veterans is getting to the point that a new player would have to (ballpark estimate) commit well over 1000 hours of what would basically be tutorial content before actually being ready to play the game in a competitive setting. That's absolutely ridiculous if you want the health of the game's PvP scene to thrive.
We need to either catch players up from a PvP perspective, or gear capped / assigned PvP such as Tier 1 node wars needs to become more of a focus for the game.
As it has been clarified to me, there are a lot of more soft spoken players in this game that play for the PvE experience of growing your character, progressing and building up to better areas to grind. With that in mind we can't simply add more and more catch up mechanics to BDO and rush players to end game, as it trivializes the PvE side of the game. Narchillan equipment and Capotia accessories right now provide a good balance. Getting new players in the game quickly and allowing them to build from there, but we unfortunately will ruin BDO's essence of progression if we catch players up to 600+ GS as it will trivialize a core part of BDO - the progression.
I understand that PvP isn't everything this game has to offer, and PvE has a solid form of progression in it; though not really fulfilling enough on its own in my opinion, yet - we'll see if the new Atoraxxion dungeon can fill that void. PvP still has to be considered though and currently this game's new player experience in regard to PvP is abysmal. As a generalization, the only time I've noticed newer players feel like they're having fun doing PvP (especially open world) is when the Seasonal Arsha server is open, or the very rare occasion that their guild fights another evenly matched guild.
I propose that we open PvP on Olvia channels, and on Olvia and Velia channels when players are in PvP (none of this would apply in PvE), one of two things will happen (please note these restrictions would not apply outside of the Olvia and Velia channels):
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
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