The baseballer's car broke down, so he had to get back home on foot.

He got a home run

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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A baseball pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greengo122
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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I heard the Kool Aid man is starting a baseball team.

He's the pitcher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryingstlfan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger

Then it hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerilishous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .

Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Who is the least acidic baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PahderShameen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I caught a man trying to break into my house last night. He was wearing football pads, swimming trunks, ice skates and holding a baseball bat.

I said, β€œOi, what’s your game?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What does Sean Connery, a playground, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common

A Schwing and Amish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trevorulz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Why are chickens bad at baseball?

All they do is baulk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast food restaurant from miles away?

He leads the league in Arby eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Baseball has to be the most nostalgic sport

Cause no matter if they are right or left handed batters, they always hit close to home.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Who will be the next baseball player inducted into the Hall of Fame?

Naturally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Masderus-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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An American, landing in India: Does anyone here know how to play baseball?

India: crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What did the baseball player say when the flight attendant asked what seat he was in?

Put me in coach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KinkyWaluigi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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The greatest baseball player ever was a guy named Hugh McBealy, and he was most famous for every single time he came to the plate knocking the ball high over right field and into the stands.

He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.

He earned the nickname β€œthe machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.

And the day he retired a reporter asked him β€œHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”

Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. β€œWhat do you mean?” He said.

The reporter clarified β€œliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”

Hugh looked dejected and disappointed β€œyeah, my greatest failure...”

β€œWhat do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.

Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.

β€œI’ve been aiming left this whole time”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frnklfrwsr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Hey Kids, Why is a baseball stadium always cold?

Because it’s full of fans!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Creepy situation? Calls for a dad joke

So this is a true story, and maybe I’ll go to hell for telling it, but I expect I’ll meet the actual perpetrator there:

At baseball practice last night, a coach asked if I’d seen the rabbit β€” the dead one. What? He had me look by a fence where there wasn’t a dead bunny, but HALF of one: Literally (and eerily) just the bottom half, with the top completely missing. Still shuddering over this.

Properly disposed of it and was feeling unsettled, but sprung right back to true dad form when he jokingly accused me of harming the rabbit. I told him that he knew it couldn’t have been me β€” I’ve never been one to split hares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurtvan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I was wondering why my baseball was getting bigger....

But then it hit me!

My little girl shared that with me todayπŸ’“

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mqpickens
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My grandpa used to have a job keeping score at baseball games. Every time someone scored a run, he'd whack up a mark on a chalkboard.

Nowadays you'd call him a scorekeeper, but back then he was a tally whacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditwhilestoned
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What do you call a snail that plays baseball?

Louisville Slugger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc-ion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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How did bear cubs play baseball?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackhandle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was

And then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockefoe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Baseball reporters are such "Karens"...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatfrappe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Little known fact: Bruce Wayne's parents owned a baseball team.

It's true, before he was the batman, Bruce was the bat boy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Why can't the Chinese guy play baseball?

Because he ate the bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasmagd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I once tried to kill a giant mouse with a baseball bat

Now I have a lifetime ban from Disney world

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystic_Frost69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Did you hear about the baseball player that is also a hacker?

They've been hitting everyone with their.bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saf_sy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Shout out to the guy who just got a third strike in baseball.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVeryCredibleHulk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Laying out a baseball field, looks pitcher perfect to me imgur.com/gallery/yHC2YnG
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cranky_Windlass
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?

Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why does china have the best baseball team?

Because it took out half the world with one bat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhHelloTherez
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What's the Difference between Driving and Baseball?

In Baseball, hit and runs are encouraged!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Rueben
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...

That took a lot of balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What's the difference between baseball and Chinese martial arts?

In baseball, many men chew, but few men smoke. In Chinese martial arts, many men smoke, but fu manchu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beanhedge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why was hitler hit with a baseball?

Because he did nazi it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sontrii
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I miss Cubs baseball so much that I asked my kid to build me a super realistic Wrigley Field in Minecraft.

She did a great job, because just like the real Wrigley these days, the only seats I could afford had blocked views.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Where do Chicago worms play baseball?

Wiggly Field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smrkk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiskeyBadger_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Why does a baseball bat have no parents?

Because it's just a Bat, man!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boggo_0
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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