Today at the bank some old lady asked if I could help check her balance.
      
      
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︎ Dec 06 2020
        
       
      
     
      I went to the bank and asked the teller to check my balance.
      She shoved me pretty hard but I didn't fall down.
        π︎ 13
         
        
        
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︎ Nov 20 2020
        
       
      
     
      I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
      
      
        π︎ 31
         
        
        
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︎ Nov 14 2020
        
       
      
     
      I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to a balance.
      A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.
        π︎ 960
         
        
        
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︎ Aug 03 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I couldnβt figure out why my checkbook wouldnβt balance. It turns out I was adding instead of subtracting.
      And that made all the difference.
        π︎ 11
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 05 2020
        
       
      
     
      I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance....
      
      
        π︎ 17
         
        
        
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︎ Jul 06 2020
        
       
      
     
      A little old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance.
      All it took was one good shove to tell it was terrible.
        π︎ 18
         
        
        
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︎ Apr 14 2020
        
       
      
     
      My wife asked me to help her balance both of the kids...
      I told her they're pretty close in weight so move the older one closer to the fulcrum and that should balance them out.
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
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︎ Apr 27 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I got fired from my bank job because I checked a customerβs balance
      
      
        π︎ 14
         
        
        
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︎ Feb 04 2020
        
       
      
     
      When I was training to be a teller, an old woman came in and asked me to check her balance.
      
      
        π︎ 24
         
        
        
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︎ Dec 20 2019
        
       
      
     
      I spent all day trying to balance a screw on it's tip.
      All I ended up doing by the end was just screwing around.
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
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︎ Jan 19 2020
        
       
      
     
      I always balance on one leg after I wake up
      That way my day starts off on the right foot
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
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︎ Jan 07 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I decided to check my balance at the bank today.
      Turns out I have an inner ear infection.
        π︎ 15
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 23 2019
        
       
      
     
      I saw a woman who said to check her balance, I paused and wondered why she asked that but I checked her balance with a push and she tumbled to the ground. I shruged, got my bank statement and left the bank.
      
      
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
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︎ Aug 10 2019
        
       
      
     
      What do you call it when a tortoise has balance issues?
      
      
        π︎ 33
         
        
        
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︎ Jul 29 2019
        
       
      
     
      Purrfectly balances
      
      
        π︎ 14
         
        
        
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︎ May 05 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I don't believe in the bros before hoes or hoes before bros crap. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
      Note: homeostasis is a scientific term for "equilibrium". Sorry if this went over your head π
        π︎ 18
         
        
        
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︎ Jan 22 2019
        
       
      
     
      Wii Balance Board is now my favourite Nintendo character.
      
      
        π︎ 13
         
        
        
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︎ Dec 09 2018
        
       
      
     
      What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance?
      Look at it through a magnifying glass.
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
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︎ May 10 2019
        
       
      
     
      I once knew a man who had trouble with his balance because he had lost all the toes on his right foot
      I guess you could say he was lack-toes intolerant.
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
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︎ Apr 04 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      An old lady asked me if I could help her check her balance at the bank.
      
      
        π︎ 24
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 09 2020
        
       
      
     
      An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance.
      
      
        π︎ 19
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 25 2020
        
       
      
     
      One day in the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance...
      
      
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 05 2020
        
       
      
     
      Last night at the ATM, An old lady asked me to help check her balance
      
      
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
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︎ May 30 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A man walked into the bank and asked the teller to check his balance.
      
      
        π︎ 14
         
        
        
        π
︎ Feb 09 2020
        
       
      
     
      A woman at the bank today asked me to check her balance
      
      
        π︎ 13
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 19 2020
        
       
      
     
      An old lady in bank asked me if I can check her balance
      
      
        π︎ 55
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 19 2019
        
       
      
     
      Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help her check her balance
      
      
        π︎ 12
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 03 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or even hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.
      A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
        π︎ 322
         
        
        
        π
︎ Sep 09 2018
        
       
      
     
      An elderly woman at the bank today told me to check her balance.
      
      
        π︎ 12
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 17 2019
        
       
      
     
      I was at the bank the other day and this old lady told me to check her balance...
      
      
        π︎ 10
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 13 2019
        
       
      
     
      I was at an ATM and an old lady asked if I could help check her balance..
      
      
        π︎ 19
         
        
        
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︎ Jul 27 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      An old woman at the ATM asked if I could help her check her balance.
      I pushed her and she fell over.
        π︎ 8
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 04 2019
        
       
      
     
      Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
      
      
        π︎ 58
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 07 2019
        
       
      
     
      I lost my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
      
      
        π︎ 72
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 30 2018
        
       
      
     
      Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 28 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Today, at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance
      
      
        π︎ 12
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 28 2019
        
       
      
     
      Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.
      
      
        π︎ 111
         
        
        
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︎ Dec 27 2018
        
       
      
     
      Check your balance
      I was in a bank and an old lady asked me to check her balance
I pushed her over
        π︎ 9
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 25 2019
        
       
      
     
      I was in the bank the other day, an old woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
      
      
        π︎ 15
         
        
        
        π
︎ May 25 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A woman asked me to check her balance at the bank
      
      
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 14 2019
        
       
      
     
      Today a lady at the bank asked me to check her balance
      
      
        π︎ 905
         
        
        
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︎ Sep 03 2017
        
       
      
     
      I was using the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance
      
      
        π︎ 56
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 30 2018
        
       
      
     
      Today at the bank, an old lady asked me too check her balance.
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
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︎ May 14 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance...
      
      
        π︎ 107
         
        
        
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︎ Apr 16 2018
        
       
      
     
      Today at the bank, and old lady asked me to help her check her balance....
      
      
        π︎ 6
         
        
        
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︎ Jan 01 2019
        
       
      
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