Today at the bank some old lady asked if I could help check her balance.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
I went to the bank and asked the teller to check my balance.
She shoved me pretty hard but I didn't fall down.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I couldnβt figure out why my checkbook wouldnβt balance. It turns out I was adding instead of subtracting.
And that made all the difference.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance....
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︎ Jul 06 2020
A little old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance.
All it took was one good shove to tell it was terrible.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
My wife asked me to help her balance both of the kids...
I told her they're pretty close in weight so move the older one closer to the fulcrum and that should balance them out.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
I got fired from my bank job because I checked a customerβs balance
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︎ Feb 04 2020
When I was training to be a teller, an old woman came in and asked me to check her balance.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I spent all day trying to balance a screw on it's tip.
All I ended up doing by the end was just screwing around.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
I always balance on one leg after I wake up
That way my day starts off on the right foot
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︎ Jan 07 2020
I decided to check my balance at the bank today.
Turns out I have an inner ear infection.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
I saw a woman who said to check her balance, I paused and wondered why she asked that but I checked her balance with a push and she tumbled to the ground. I shruged, got my bank statement and left the bank.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
What do you call it when a tortoise has balance issues?
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Purrfectly balances
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︎ May 05 2019
I don't believe in the bros before hoes or hoes before bros crap. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Note: homeostasis is a scientific term for "equilibrium". Sorry if this went over your head π
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︎ Jan 22 2019
Wii Balance Board is now my favourite Nintendo character.
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︎ Dec 09 2018
What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance?
Look at it through a magnifying glass.
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︎ May 10 2019
I once knew a man who had trouble with his balance because he had lost all the toes on his right foot
I guess you could say he was lack-toes intolerant.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
An old lady asked me if I could help her check her balance at the bank.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
One day in the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance...
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Last night at the ATM, An old lady asked me to help check her balance
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︎ May 30 2020
A man walked into the bank and asked the teller to check his balance.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
A woman at the bank today asked me to check her balance
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︎ Jan 19 2020
An old lady in bank asked me if I can check her balance
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︎ Aug 19 2019
Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help her check her balance
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︎ Dec 03 2019
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or even hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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︎ Sep 09 2018
An elderly woman at the bank today told me to check her balance.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
I was at the bank the other day and this old lady told me to check her balance...
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︎ Oct 13 2019
I was at an ATM and an old lady asked if I could help check her balance..
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︎ Jul 27 2019
An old woman at the ATM asked if I could help her check her balance.
I pushed her and she fell over.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I lost my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
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︎ Dec 30 2018
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Today, at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.
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︎ Dec 27 2018
Check your balance
I was in a bank and an old lady asked me to check her balance
I pushed her over
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︎ Jun 25 2019
I was in the bank the other day, an old woman asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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︎ May 25 2019
A woman asked me to check her balance at the bank
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︎ Jun 14 2019
Today a lady at the bank asked me to check her balance
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︎ Sep 03 2017
I was using the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me too check her balance.
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︎ May 14 2019
An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance...
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︎ Apr 16 2018
Today at the bank, and old lady asked me to help her check her balance....
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︎ Jan 01 2019
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