He was... pungent.
Thank you I'll be here all week /bow
They always got to spoil my pun
If one pig is in the pigpen and another is running loose in the barnyard, which one is singing don’t fence me in?
Neither! Pigs can’t sing lol
Despite all my effort, I can't produce more than a poormansteau at best
Cuz even the beef gets corny
It has no point
It can kick people in the groan
It always gets lost in the delivery.
I can confirm they are dadly.
It was simply terrible
When it becomes a parent
I’ll see myself out
*dad joke
Sorry. It was a Type O
That way if I ever have to use them, it would be considered assault with a dadly weapun
...I tried to tell a series of jokes to my friend to see if any would cheer him up. No Pun In Twelve Did.
But be glad you haven’t heard of grandpuns.
First time, don’t bully me
What can I say? I've got my father's jeans.
It still haunts me to this day
Dad: Thats because it was an unemployed dad joke.
He then revealed he got fired from his job.
Argon
We have always been such a happy couple and everything was fine for 3 years straight. Of course I always felt comfortable in front of her and felt like I can tell her anything. That's where I was wrong.
A few months ago I noticed that she became annoyed by my dumb jokes that were only funny to me, but that just made it even funnier to me so I continued telling all these dad jokes to her and died laughing every time.
She puts up with it because she loves me. At least I thought so.
We were always 100% honest with each other and I'm still shaken by the things she told me today.
I sent her probably one of my worst dad jokes ever (that I stole from reddit), and she just couldn't take it anymore and told me how stupid my jokes are and that she doesn't know if she'll be able to put up with it much longer.
But that's not the worst part, I actually appreciated her honesty and considered the possibility to stop with all the stupid jokes and become more serious in the relationship.
The worst part is that she lied to me for the first time in all these years. I felt like I just couldn't trust her anymore and everything I thought I knew about her as a person just became questionable. I need your advice on how to react to this huge lie...
She told me she's Sorry, but I know for a FACT that her name is Diane.
...but I just need to go grab my cigarettes from my car real quick.
I still fell for it.
Edit: you guys pulled out better ingenious puns.
It wasn’t very cleaver.
Serious question here, being seeing a ton more of “dad jokes” that are completely terrible. Not “so bad that they’re good” just, so bad you wonder if they have any humor at all.
I Apollo-gize.
They are sigh-lent but Dadly.
Just kitten .
That couldn't be father from the truth
You're fired.
r/dadjokes
You can see it in the middle of the "B"
It's a faux pa.
Corny.
Combined
I still fell for it though
When the punchline becomes apparent
They would be called bachelor jokes
Because the good ones Argon
