What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?

PunGent

Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justdontknowwhattopu
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It's too bad about the guy that overreacted after falling into a lens-making machine.

He truly made a spectacle of himself.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dabiker68
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What did the bad guy use to find Scooby and the gang?

A meddle-detector

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LeftClickMadness
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Soory bad editing.But be careful guys.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crzyphoton
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Did you hear about the guy who used a racing game to get reputayion on Reddit, but it turned bad?

It was karmageddon!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bunytou
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A guy wakes up from surgery. "How'd it go, Doc?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that we amputated the wrong leg...

The good news is that your other leg is all better."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Heinz-enberg_
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Wow i have to take onenote from that guy, made me laugh so bad i had to go to the DOC
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flareflo
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Did you hear about the guy handing out Bayer to those who are told bad news? /r/Jokes/comments/exjm59/…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Princess_Lil_Piddles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2020
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Sorry for all the bad puns guys, I guess I've worn out my welcome here.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/megabits
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β€œI’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says to this guy. β€œYou’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” β€œOh, that’s terrible!” says the man. β€œGive it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?” β€œTen…” the doctor says slowly.

β€œNine... eight… seven...”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
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Now I consider myself a pretty bad person, But the guy who stole food from that birthday party over there

He takes the cake.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spunkards97
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If Spiderman suddenly runs out of web when he's chasing bad guys, what is he called?

Peter Parkour

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UserNumber63
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It's good to see people that carrot about world peas.It might seem corny, but to achieve world peas we have to beet the bad guys.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yugvijay
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I feel bad for the guy laughing in the operating room

He is in stitches as we speak.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotoriousHothead37
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What do you call a bad party gift from a mexican guy?

A por favor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KrebsVonswagen
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What do you call a bad guy in India?

A Curryminal.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/creepypatty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2019
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Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HowManyMonkeys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2018
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Puns this bad might be a 'sin' but I made it 'cos' of you guys!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Randyotter
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I read a story where the bad guy was trying to get rifles banned.

He was the anti-gunist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aladdinsdoppelganger
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People say that I'm bad guy because I ask them for money in exchange for politically incorrect opinions...

I beg to differ...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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My kids were watching Voltron when I noticed one of the bad guys was able to shoot his prosthetic/cyborg arm as a projectile...

Me: "Did he just shoot his arm at that person...?"

Kids: "Yeah"

Me: "Well that's pretty handy."

Kids: *groan*

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drev
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2018
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Rule #1 the bad guys are always German. Even in Disney's Mulan she ended up...

... fighting the Hans.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sdric
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You know, Thanos wasn't the bad of a guy

I mean, everyone has a snapping point

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zberry27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2018
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Guys, there's a difference between a dad joke and a bad joke...

...The letter "B"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InfinityLDog
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"Every war movie has a bad guy named Will. Have you ever noticed that?" Uhhh, no can't say that I have dad. "Yeah, they're always yelling 'Fire at Will'!"

Probably a repost but literally just happened 2 minutes ago and saw my opportunity for a post.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hunnie_Boi
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If a guy named Dale told a bad story about an old beer, it would be Dale's stale pale ale tale fail.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mark5301
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I heard you guys like bad jokes. Here's a great one! imgur.com/0h1RHW8
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/squeezycheese
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A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.

The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.

The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

And the clerk just seems to ignore him.

Finally, the guy storms off in anger.

The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"

The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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