PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
He truly made a spectacle of himself.
A meddle-detector
It was karmageddon!
The good news is that your other leg is all better."
“Nine... eight… seven...”
He takes the cake.
Peter Parkour
He is in stitches as we speak.
A por favor
A Curryminal.
He was the anti-gunist.
I beg to differ...
Me: "Did he just shoot his arm at that person...?"
Kids: "Yeah"
Me: "Well that's pretty handy."
Kids: *groan*
... fighting the Hans.
I mean, everyone has a snapping point
...The letter "B"
Probably a repost but literally just happened 2 minutes ago and saw my opportunity for a post.
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.
The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
And the clerk just seems to ignore him.
Finally, the guy storms off in anger.
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"
The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"
