Why can't rodents be succesful criminals?

Cause someone always rats them out

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📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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Criminals to be executed by firing squad used to be tied to the pole with yarn...

It was found to be crewel and unusual punishment.

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📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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Those criminals 'bout to be BUSted
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📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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Criminals must be very pure people...

They lead such chased lives!

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📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway...

Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!

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📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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My Mexican friend has been trying hard to achieve a higher rank in the cartel but he's failing every time.

He's criminally underrated to be honest.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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A cement mixer collided with a prison bus today

Police have told locals to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals

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📅︎ Jul 23 2017
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