What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?

PunGent

Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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It's too bad about the guy that overreacted after falling into a lens-making machine.

He truly made a spectacle of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabiker68
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What did the bad guy use to find Scooby and the gang?

A meddle-detector

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeftClickMadness
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Soory bad editing.But be careful guys.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crzyphoton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who used a racing game to get reputayion on Reddit, but it turned bad?

It was karmageddon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunytou
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Wow i have to take onenote from that guy, made me laugh so bad i had to go to the DOC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flareflo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Sorry for all the bad puns guys, I guess I've worn out my welcome here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/megabits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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Did you hear about the guy handing out Bayer to those who are told bad news? /r/Jokes/comments/exjm59/…
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β€œI’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says to this guy. β€œYou’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” β€œOh, that’s terrible!” says the man. β€œGive it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?” β€œTen…” the doctor says slowly.

β€œNine... eight… seven...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Now I consider myself a pretty bad person, But the guy who stole food from that birthday party over there

He takes the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spunkards97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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It's good to see people that carrot about world peas.It might seem corny, but to achieve world peas we have to beet the bad guys.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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If Spiderman suddenly runs out of web when he's chasing bad guys, what is he called?

Peter Parkour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UserNumber63
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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I feel bad for the guy laughing in the operating room

He is in stitches as we speak.

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What do you call a bad party gift from a mexican guy?

A por favor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrebsVonswagen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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What do you call a bad guy in India?

A Curryminal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creepypatty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowManyMonkeys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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Puns this bad might be a 'sin' but I made it 'cos' of you guys!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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I read a story where the bad guy was trying to get rifles banned.

He was the anti-gunist.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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People say that I'm bad guy because I ask them for money in exchange for politically incorrect opinions...

I beg to differ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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My kids were watching Voltron when I noticed one of the bad guys was able to shoot his prosthetic/cyborg arm as a projectile...

Me: "Did he just shoot his arm at that person...?"

Kids: "Yeah"

Me: "Well that's pretty handy."

Kids: *groan*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Rule #1 the bad guys are always German. Even in Disney's Mulan she ended up...

... fighting the Hans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdric
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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You know, Thanos wasn't the bad of a guy

I mean, everyone has a snapping point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zberry27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Guys, there's a difference between a dad joke and a bad joke...

...The letter "B"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfinityLDog
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"Every war movie has a bad guy named Will. Have you ever noticed that?" Uhhh, no can't say that I have dad. "Yeah, they're always yelling 'Fire at Will'!"

Probably a repost but literally just happened 2 minutes ago and saw my opportunity for a post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hunnie_Boi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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If a guy named Dale told a bad story about an old beer, it would be Dale's stale pale ale tale fail.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark5301
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2016
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I heard you guys like bad jokes. Here's a great one! imgur.com/0h1RHW8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/squeezycheese
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2013
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A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.

The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.

The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

And the clerk just seems to ignore him.

Finally, the guy storms off in anger.

The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"

The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"

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